Waterworld

“Jou zhink I’m tall, jou should meet mein fazher. He’s tree inches taller zhan us.”

“No fuckin’ shit?  Not used t’not bein’ the tallest fucker in the room, it’d be a sight t’see someone that tall.  Names Archie, mate.  What’s yours?”

21: Then there’s tongue

          “ Then maybe take me with you next time? It would sure beat sitting around Hoenn and babysitting some magma freak that might try to dry things out again. In all seriousness, though, it was really boring without you here. “

“Pff, who woulda thunk ye’d ever miss me?  ‘Sides someone’s gotta keep an eye on Maxi pad.  Don’t want him gettin’ too big foor his britches an’ doin’ somethin’ stupid right?  Though I’ll try not t’be gone so long if it happens again, pet.”

          MAY.

“Not my fault that some a us had better things t’do than sit around an’ entertain a fuckin’ kid all day.”

          May, stop.

“Go back t’eatin’ yer fuckin’ whipped cream.”

          “ Rude. “

“I knew it was ye, lass. Some things never fuckin’ change.”