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Red’s been around Littleroot town, Hoenn for a while now. He revisited prof. Birch because he owed him some research that Red has filled while in his stay in Kalos. It’s already became a tradition for the professors al around regions to make him do some chores every now and then. Red didn’t dislike it, to be honest. It gave him reason to come and go from one place to another place. This one is the study of Pokemon habitats around Kalos. Well, the Kalos was not really much identical to Hoenn which are mostly covered with waters, so it made Red’s compilation quite easy.

That was when he saw the petite girl entered the lab from the front door. To say the girl is unfamiliar to him is not really right. He acquainted with her once, but not really much. “Hey, how’s hangin’, kiddo? Been running around much, I see?”

     “A kiddo that could kick your butt, if she wanted to.” The comment is idle, ire on her features for a moment before it fades off again. She had better things to worry about, pokedex already in hand. Why else would she come back, if not to report what both Aqua and Magma were up to, or get her pokedex evaluated? There really wasn’t one.

     Still, a look around told her that the professor wasn’t in. (A little frustrating, but that’s fine, she could wait around.) A roll of her eyes is given before she speaks again.

     “Being as I’m the Champion and all, yeah, I was-- what about you? How are your nerd studies going?”

Both platonic and romantic options. Adjust pronouns as necessary!

“You are the wind beneath my carcass.”

“GoodNIGHT YOU OVERPRICED LIBRARIAN.”

“I am Shakespeare and I approve of thy message.”

“I just popped my kneecap and my life flashed before my eyes.”

“If it was legal I would make love to this hamburger.”

“Pretty sure life’s problems can be solved with a Mickey Mouse waffle.”

“When you die can I dissect your body?”

“In another life I want to be a barbarian that knits doilies.”

“I appreciate your concern but a stuffed reindeer’s not going to ward off intruders.”

“I like the idea of being a majestic whale that screams ‘MOTHERFUCKER’ as I cannonball on my enemies.”

“I’m positive that stealing a swimming pool would make Santa sad.”

“I drink juice boxes while judging people.”

“I’m working on my Disney princess name. How does ‘Snow Gay’ sound?”

“Why do you have a tattoo that says ‘Kittylicious’ on your butt?”

“Sweet dreams you burnt turnip.”

“I have achieved the ultimate state of animu.”

“Crying for twelve minutes after watching Pooh Bear is perfectly normal.”

“Why did you stick a rose petal up your nose?!”

*squints eyes* “I want to say that that…. is a finger.”

“What does LMAO mean? ‘Laughing my anger out’? I do that often. And then I want to stab someone.”

“That is illegal everywhere.”

“When someone sends me an emoji I have to send the same one back more times than they did. Otherwise they’ve asserted their dominance and I can’t have that.”