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can't wait to come of wage (wizard age) when my hair turns grey and i can finally, finally grow a sick wizard beard.

i'm counting the days

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what people think being a evil wizard is like:

- space lightning

- cursing your enemies

what being and evil wizard is actually like:

- saying "i'm insane" all the time to defend yourself so people know that you are aware of how insane you sound

- hearing all the sounds that everything in the universe makes and fitting them together as a song

- knowing that magic is not changing how this song sounds but singing along and dancing to it

- and if i'm honest. a little bit of space lightning and cursing your enemies. as a treat

wizard-council-bureaucrat

and tax evasion?

astra-the-dragon

there is nothing evil about tax evasion

kingsweeviladvisor

THERE 👏 IS 👏 NOTHING 👏 EVIL 👏 ABOUT 👏 TAX 👏 EVASION 👏.

#paying one's taxes is likely more evil #with the ways any particular government spends that money #that's right i'm a woke evil wizard #dare i say i speak for most evil wizards when i say that we don't condone like. actually humanitarian evils #just what is considred evil in the eyes of an evil god #and you know what that means? space lightning and dancing and shit #wizard shit

what people think being a evil wizard is like:

- space lightning

- cursing your enemies

what being and evil wizard is actually like:

- saying "i'm insane" all the time to defend yourself so people know that you are aware of how insane you sound

- hearing all the sounds that everything in the universe makes and fitting them together as a song

- knowing that magic is not changing how this song sounds but singing along and dancing to it

- and if i'm honest. a little bit of space lightning and cursing your enemies. as a treat

#wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblr #wizardblogging

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