Kingsley Master

Just for context: the reason that in almost all my head cannons all the characters are specifically mentioned being able to interact is because I imagine that they would’ve had all their respective cartridges put in the same place (like by a collector of smth) and then they were all put onto the same game boy so that I can have my little fish bowl esc head cannons and it still makes sense as to how.

Blake (snow on mount silver):

1. He was quite foolhardy and didn’t think through his actions, one day, this costed him greatly. Post snow on mount silver he would learn to be more cautious.

2. Any cold he feels will immediately cause him a full ass panic attack until he’s been sufficiently warm once more.

3. He doesn’t enjoy winter very much (shocker, Ik).

4. He solidly refuses to take off his winter clothes, at most he may take off his jacket when it is very hot; this is due to his (previously mentioned) incredibly potent fear of the cold.

5. Despite hating the feeling of cold it doesn’t actually effect him in any major way (unless it’s VERY cold) due to the permanent frost bite he experiences (being dead and all).

6. He will religiously clean his wounds (being dead and all, they don’t heal like normal wounds), despite the futility of the act.

Red (Snow on mount silver):

1. He was stuck in purgatory significantly longer than Blake was and so he was decomposed significantly more.

2. This applies to all the characters but mostly for red, I think damage sustained to their bodies is reflected on their ghosts/ spirits and as such the cold damaged red’s body significantly whilst he was in purgatory.

3. Contrary to Blake, red has no negative opinion on the cold, he enjoys ice baths, cold showers and wears light clothes all year round.

4. Red can barely feel anything physically, it is unclear whether this is caused by the cold destroying his nerves, the injuries all over his body overwhelming his senses or both.

5. The reason his eyes are pure black is he and his Pokémon have had their eyes frozen which leads to the empty sockets down in purgatory.

6. He has no experience sewing and instead got Blake to fix his hat (which is the same one he wore before, unlike his other clothes which were replaced).

Steven (strangled red):

1. (As mentioned in the creepypasta) he used to take care of his hair but after Miki died and he let himself go for a little while it got so bad that he just ignored the problem and is still ignoring it to this day (if addressed about this he will attempt to change the topic to distract you and slightly himself and avoid the subject).

2. He believes he was justified in his brother’s murder but sometimes he momentarily regrets it before going back to his own self righteous opinions.

3. When he gave up on being a trainer he kept the clothes but wouldn’t wear them again for a very long time; as well, he released his Pokemon into the wild, never to see or go looking for them ever again.

4. He is deeply possessive of everything he owns, not because of selfishness but because of his concern it might get damaged due to… past experiences…

5. His greatest skill, even better than Pokemon training or aura farming, is pissing people off, he ruins many potential relationships this way.

6. His code is mildly scrambled due to the shenanigans with missingno and Miki, this is the reason for his strange behaviour is strangled and doors open.

7. He never actually died but isn’t truly alive, either (more glitch fuckery)

8. Whenever he was pushed to get another partner or continue his work as a trainer he got incredibly offended, enough so to damage his relationship with most of the town and make him mistrust the rest.

Mike (strangled red):

1. Tried several things to make it up the Steven, none ever worked.

2. He is older than Steven yet still shorter and less buff. Skill issue.

3. When he died he went to purgatory, like most of the dead pokepasta characters, and like them, his purgatory mirrors that of where he died, his home, leading him to eternally haunting it.

4. When he died, Steven spared his Pokémon, their greiving faces made Steven more regretful than Mike’s own when he was dying, mostly because they mirrored Steven’s own when grieving his Miki.

5. If/ when he and Steven reunite his first action would be to hug him and apologise. Steven’s would probably be to punch him and then strangle him a second time

Red (glitchy red):

1. If you were to follow him you would find that he spends most of his time aura farming in dark corner for no reason at all.

2. Out of all the pokepasta characters he is one of the oldest (at least in maturity) due to being from an original copy of Pokémon red and being left to rot.

3. His version is not actually the release version and is considerably more broken, despite his best efforts to hold it together.

4. He secretly watches anime all the time but would kill you if you found out (so you didn’t hear it from me).

5. He hates players with a passion (they only mess things up and break an already broken game) and especially exploiters and hackers (they are purposely destroying his world for entertainment, the assholes).

6. Has not cleaned himself in far too long and is still wearing the same clothes he wore when he was first made.

7. The only discernible smell he has is like acid and smoke combined (the smell of corrupted files and static).

8. He knows basic coding from trying to hold together his game, this also leads to him having more power over the game than he should.

9. Like most people, he hates Steven (due to him being an unapologetic glitch exploiter).

Red (lost silver):

1. Despite lacking a head he can still see, hear and is aware of his surroundings.

2. He has light telekinesis but doesn’t use it much (this is a possible explanation for how he can see and hear with no head).

3. He is the founder of the “headless trainers” club and has been the president since its creation.

4. All he (and the rest of the headless trainers club) do when hey get together is watch movies, play games and go out.

5. He avoids public as much as possible (considering the fact that he literally has no head).

Gold (lost silver):

1. He was taken out purgatory before he lost his body and was reduced to a head, his head is detachable but can be reattached with a little sewing.

2. He has no blood left in his body, this, however is not the reason his skin is white, this is just due to the whole “becoming monochrome thing” in lost silver.

3. Crazy fact: H E D I E D.

4. He has basic telekinesis (which is how he floats around) but mostly uses his little stubs or a friend nearby when he wants to interact with something.

5. Unown are his least favourite Pokemon, despite the fact that they were completely unrelated to his death but just because of how mysterious and malevolent they were in his purgatory.

6. He also hates Steven (due to being killed by him).

7. He is a lot quieter than he used to be and he spends more of his time alone. Wonder why LOL!?!??!

8. He is an honorary member of the headless “trainers club” due to being able to remove his body at will.

Silver (lost silver):

1. His design is based on the hypno’s lullaby design because I have free will, screw you (yeah, specifically you, not anyone else. YOU).

2. He died shortly after gold did, whilst searching for him only to meet Steven.

3. Like in the hypno’s lullaby design he has skin over his mouth and like it he can rip it off but it grows back shortly after and is (obviously) quite painful.

4. Despite it being a good idea, he hasn’t learned sign language and just makes others figure out what he’s saying, with him nodding if they get it right; if it goes on for long enough he will start doing charades to get them to understand and if they still don’t get it he will just walk off to find some paper and write it out.

5. Unlike most of the others, he didn’t give up pokemon training after this however his feraligator would no longer be a permanent staple of his team.

6. He ALSO hates Steven (for killing him and gold)

Blue (blue tears):

1. Once he killed himself he did actually end up meeting Red “in hell”, the first thing Red did was hit with about 30 flame thrower attacks from his charzard.

2. He ALSO ALSO hates Steven (for achieving everything blue wanted and then throwing it away when a single Pokemon died, “I didn’t just fucking give up when raticate was murdered, did I?”)

3. Anyone who cares for Pokemon immediately gains his disrespect (due to his experiences with Red), it is for this reason that he is at the very least mildly fond of Grey, Shinto and silver (tarnished gold).

4. His nickname is either tears or crybaby (depending on who it is). He wishes that he didn’t cry during the moment he killed Red, it has led to SO MUCH mockery.

5. He never stopped hating (his) Red and will commonly send him mail bombs, light his house on fire, light HIM on fire and much more; it is the same for the other Reds (but to a lesser degree).

Silver (Tarnished Gold):

1. He doesn’t like being reminded of the stitches on his neck that hold his head to his body; mentioning them is a quick way to get a broken nose.

2. Went to combat classes just so he could pointlessly beat people up (he tried bulling but never had the muscles or friends to back it up).

3. He commonly gets headaches on random intervals or whenever he moves to much and is prone to lightheadedness, whenever this happens he will try his very hardest to make sure others aren’t aware of it. This has led to several instances in which a seemingly fine silver (tarnished gold) has just fallen other and started clutching his head when the pain got too bad.

4. He’s also in the “I hate Steven” club, this is because he heard from gold (lost silver) how gold (lost silver) died and it reminded him of how his gold died.

5. Is secretly fond of gold (tarnished gold)’s company but would never admit it (enjoying the presence of another human being? Dear god! How embarrassing!).

6. He is the vice president of the “headless trainers” club.

7. He can remove his head but still control his body and head separately. He very rarely does this as it makes him feel uncomfortable and weird.

8. He completely refuses any meds for his head aches and lightheadedness because he “doesn’t need them” despite the fact that they would be pretty useful to him.

9. He once borrowed gold (tarnished gold)’s noise cancelling headphones when he was to overwhelmed, silver found them useful and they helped him a lot. When asked he said they were a useless device and a waste of money.

10. Whenever he’s near a physic type Pokemon or someone with physic powers (eg: gold (lost silver), Steven, Red (lost silver), Shinto) he feels deeply disturbed for the subconscious associations.

Gold (tarnished gold):

1. He knows that silver (tarnished gold) at the very least doesn’t hate him but doesn’t mention it because he knows that it would (for some strange reason) upset silver (tarnished gold).

2. He is a member and of the “headless trainers” club.

3. Like Silver (tarnished gold), he too can remove his head and experiences headaches/ lightheadedness; however he, unlike Silver (tarnished gold), actually takes meds for it.

4. He owns noise cancelling headphones for when everything sounds too loud (I did mention the brain damage, didn’t I).

Shinto (hypno’s lullaby):

1. She is aware of her experiences as an so but isn’t as complex as someone like Glitchy Red and so doesn’t feel the same short of existential dread.

2. She is a load bearing piece of code (like everyone thought coconut.png is for TF2 until that was proven wrong) and as such deleting/ catching her would irreparably damage the game.

3. Building off the last head cannon, her reasons for evading capture aren’t because it would damage the game, she simply doesn’t want to be caught.

4. Despite her coding being more simple that doesn’t make her dumb, it more makes her act cartoon-ish on good days and animalistic on bad days (the Shitno song is a good example of this).

5. She doesn’t have the capability to manipulate code but the world will change (eg get darker, colder) with her mental: physical state (or as physical a piece of code can get).

6. Due to her glitched stats she can lift more than a crane and tank a bullet to the head with nothing but a small mark.

7. She doesn’t actually have a character rig (aka bones) and as such can move in ways that wouldn’t otherwise be possible (similarly to an octopus or a similar creature).

8. She was designed with the purpose of being a character in the game but due to her extra role of keeping the game together she decided that she also needed to stop any cheaters and exploiters from breaking the game and as such has adapted to basically be a anti cheat as well as a character.

9. After the events of hypno’s lullaby she decided that it was more the player’s fault for cheating and forgave Grey after only a little bit of torture.

10. She (guess what) hates Steven due to seeing exploiters and cheaters as evil and deserving of punishment.

11. She is actually the one who editted her stats to be op and physically impossible to catch, as mentioned earlier, she doesn’t know how to codes and didn’t corrupt her code (and therefore killing her) due to pure luck.

Grey (hypno’s lullaby):

1. Before being forced into the game the only Pokemon game he had ever played was Pokemon go and even then only when it was popular, as such he was deeply unprepared for being forced into the game.

2. (As a reference to fnf, where he originated from) one of his favourite hobbies is singing and it is one of his best skills.

3. The shade over his eyes isn’t actually darkness but instead caused by his nature as a dead child trapped in a body of code.

4. All his clothes feel like the my were made with the cheapest materials in existence, infact the entire world feels like thats, a side effect of being a rip off, really.

5. It took him very long to realise that his bag actually has infinite space in it, once he did, however, he immediately started abusing this to bring entire camp sites with him woth no additional weight.

6. He has an absolutely cooked sleep schedule and when questioned about it he gets oddly prod of not sleeping nearly enough (even for an ai).

7. He and Shitno are on good terms however he goes out of his way to avoid interacting with her due to the fear that she would do something similar to what she did before (you know, all that torture and shit).