So evil and fucked up you don't even know

your 20s are all about being stuck in the time loop

mental illness really will have you thinking shit like "if 1 william dollars appeared in my bank account right now i wouldn't even care. in fact i'd be kind of upset because now i have to figure out what to do with all that money, and if it isn't good enough then everyone will hate me." with complete and utter sincerity

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

whenever i open my notes and see someone say "i love my iud" "im being sterilized tomorrow" "i got an abortion recently im so relieved" "im pregnant and im so glad it's my entirely my choice" im like peace and love on planet earth we are all such beautiful friends...

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

you start to understand why they invented the bed

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

why does every fanfic with y/n have to be about romance. maybe i just want to be coworkers at taco bell with dio. take an accounting class with kakashi. these men are not dateable but could provide entertainment value in other facets of life

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!