Nah

I want a new icon but that would mean letting a camera within 100 feet of me and this does not spark joy

I woke up in the middle of the night with a wholeass rant in my head about something, passed out again, and now I can’t remember what it was, so I guess I was just.....what’s the sleepy version of hangry?

My mans is heeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@uponthe-ridge It definitely, absolutely does haha

I just came this close to falling for a headline from The Onion, so I’m an old man now

@uponthe-ridge We only support free range brain cells in this house haha

@uponthe-ridge I can dig it, my writing isn’t good enough to need the brain cell too often anyways lmao

@uponthe-ridge That’s one brain cell between the whole club lmao

@uponthe-ridge I can’t even blame my accent, I’m from freaking Vancouver lmao, I think my brain is just fried and decided to give up on me haha

Bearing in mind that English is my first and only language......why the fuck do I keep thinking the past tense of buy is ‘boughten’