King DeDeDe's Here!

✖:A trait they despise in people.

❤ describe how they show affection.

☠: Their worst habit.

☮: How they keep calm.

♥: How they show affection.

♕: Their most prized possessions.

★: Their favorite celebrity.

☼: Favorite season.

☁: How they feel about cold weather.

☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy.

☹: A thought that makes them sad.

♫: Favorite music genres.

✍: A language they can speak.

✖: A trait they despise in people.

△: Views on lgtbq issues

❧ describe their usual sleeping position

you know you want it

Though in the Right Back at Ya cartoon/anime he's been shown to sleep on his back typically.

❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying

"I need a monster t' clobber that there Kirby!"

Normally, the King had no need for reading. He had Escargoon do it. Reading was a waste of time that could be spent doing kingly activities. It was something the peasants did for entertainment, because they didn't understand the finer entertainments that Dedede enjoyed. Also, Dedede didn't actually know how to read, but the majority of Hive didn't need to know that.

However, since Escargoon was not here, the penguin needed some way to understand what was on the signs. Without the ability to read, King Dedede couldn't navigate the massive amount of streets, he couldn't order food, and most of all, people wouldn't let him rule without him being able to read! Dedede needed to learn how to read fast.

He found the nearest, most Cappy-looking person he could find and tapped them on the back. 

King Dedede was furious; these scientists had the guts to steal him straight from his throne. Did they not have an ounce of respect for royalty? Dreamland wasn't going to run itself. And how in the world was he supposed to get around without his tank or limo or even his throne, carried by Waddle Dees? A king does not deserve such dastardly horrible treatment, and getting it from a non-native of Dreamland was even more embarrassing. This was unacceptable! This penguin would not stand up for this treatment. Those scientists would pay, as soon as the King gets out of this strange room. It was dirty, and the last time there was a trash problem it almost covered Dreamland. the King shudders visibly, though nobody could see it. There was a door right there. All he needs to do is go to the scientists, smack 'em up, then leave. Simple. Running up to the door, the King gives it a shove. Nothing. Did they even dare to lock him in? Another shove. Still nothing. "Let me out of here, you weird looking idiots! Don't you know who I am?!" The King smashes the door with his hammer, only for it to rebound. Little to the King's knowledge, a piece of a building was blocking the way out. A remnant from the fighting in Sector One. "Escargoon? Are you there? I swear, if this is a trick I'll have your shell hanged as a trophy!" It had been around a half hour since he first tried to open the door to no avail. Desperation was starting to set in, but the King would remain strong in the face of danger! If the kids could do it, he could do it too. Another couple minutes passed. "Meta-Knight? Are you there? Hell, if Kirby's hearing this then I'd give him something."