Howdy there, stranger!
I am Maple.
They/Them.
I am a monster hunter (you'll have to just trust me on this one).
I like stuff. A lot of stuff. You'll just have to find out what I like, I guess (imagine a shrug).
noise dept.

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Keni

Discoholic 🪩

PR's Tumblrdome
Show & Tell

Andulka

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Misplaced Lens Cap
Game of Thrones Daily
Three Goblin Art
ojovivo
Stranger Things

izzy's playlists!
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@kingmaplesyrup
Howdy there, stranger!
I am Maple.
They/Them.
I am a monster hunter (you'll have to just trust me on this one).
I like stuff. A lot of stuff. You'll just have to find out what I like, I guess (imagine a shrug).

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no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
I LOVE you Site-666 and Undervegas.
I hope you know that, even if I keep imagining Director House as Dr. House, especially because they act the exact same.
The House always wins babyyy!!!
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
2026 - 2025 - 2024 - 2023
in spite of it all, happy 2026 pride.
you can download current and past hi-res versions of these over at my ko-fi (ok to print for personal use): https://ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/shop/freedownloads
you can also snag shirts here which go to various orgs: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/collections/pride
these get reposted a whole lot from here to reddit to twitter to tiktok and on and on, and i don't personally care whether or not i'm credited. i made these for everyone to use, enjoy, and find meaning in them. i appreciate folks who do credit me, but if able, please at least link to the threadless shop in the previous post - folks can get an official shirt where 90% of earnings go to trans led orgs focused on mental health (which is an important matter in general, but very personal to me) and not from a scam bot site selling AI-churned maga garbage where you probably won't get one anyway. i also suggest downloading the files from my ko-fi - they are free/PWYW and you can use them to make your own shirt, patch, embroidery project, whatever. tips are always nice, cuz i do like a pizza now and then, but never required for download.
final thought - breaking the pride tradition and more than likely won't make a new piece. the top one from TDOV is all i'm making this year. i have my focus on other projects currently and i don't want to force a poster design. these came from a specific head space and my current head space is Very Tired lmao so i wanna work on other things. 👍

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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
they killed him for this
this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda
Luke’s face is what makes this.
For today’s lucky 10k who have not seen the sacred texts – enjoy. It will be stuck in your head for a while.
come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀
i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
An early 20th century postcard against the coercion of motherhood and promoting the usage of contraception.
She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.
Career fields for after college:
Militant anti war protestor
Ecoterrorist
Barista
Secret lover of a diplomat
Dnd player that lives in someone's attic
Unpaid fresco painter for rich people
Guy who ties people to train tracks
Guy who gets tied to train tracks
Guy who stands conveniently close to the train track switch that has people tied to both tracks
Girl
Pretentious Quebecoi with an accent
The gig economy
An exact clone of Fidel Castro
Bank teller
Vice vice vice president of the local DSA Chapter
Head of a film club that exclusively watches gay porno flicks from the late 70s
Union organizer for lesbian polycules
Bisexual woman mafia hitman
Pet rock haver
Travel blogger
Postal worker
Derelict 1960s era housing project
Wine mom
The family dog
Cobbler
Minecraft let's player
Macaroni aficionado
Charcuterie board maker
Guy who buys expensive Dutch cheeses from a deli every 3rd Wednesday
Guy who stabs tourists in London
Recreational cigarette smoker
Folk Singer
High School bully
High School Art Teacher
Horrifying Chimera
Cashier at an over priced oraganic local grocier
Russian bot
The old grandma who got lost in the Menswear department of a large department store
The Toxic relationship metaphor cannibal
Marxist who argues on Twitter with other Marxists about what Marx really meant
Rpf researcher
Bagel shop owner
Guy who bites into ice cream
Hiker
Bus driver
Cabbie
Bob Dylan
The 5th Beatle
Cop (ew)
Indie game dev
Pursuing a postgrad degree
Person who puts the cone of shame on the dogs they pass at the park
Joan Baez
Fujoshi
Furry
Little German Boy
Friendship Bracelet maker
proud to have been assigned Horrifying Chimera by OP themselves 🫡🫡🫡
This is True
youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show

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Its pride month
You know what that means >:)
can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month