Hi, this is just things that made me happy. šThe blog I use sometimes for no apprent reason is @randomstuffandstupidthings š I WILL TAKE REQUESTS AND STUFF TALK TO ME I WILL LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Header art from I saw the tv glow. (Slight change due to Emotionsā¢ļø)
Hi! I'm Axolotl Mage. You can also call me Aveum (A V-um) or Ave (like Avian)
We use He/They/Zee/It pronouns, and a bunch of other neopronouns.
We are in many fandoms such as Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, The Mechanisms, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, Welcome To Night Vale, Will Wood, Malevolent podcast, Camp Here and There, Hello from the Hallowoods I Saw The TV Glow, The Great Gatsby, Wolf 359, Pysch, The Good Place, Project Hail Mary, and others. (Current major hyperfixations bolded, but we could probably talk about any of these for hours! :D)
Send us random asks or tag us in anything you want! :)
I am really socially anxious and can interact weirdly with other people. I am always a mix of super happy and terrified when talking to people on the internet. We are trying our best.Tone tags would be wonderful!
I am a minor and cannot give donations and my following count is fairly small so please don't ask for donations. I suggest trying subreddits that are made for donating. I CANNOT DONATE. But like, obviously we stand with Ukraine.
@arthurlestersventralstream is our malevolent side blog!
@thestarsandstoriessystem is our plurality side blog! (Please interact. Please. -Faroe) (we're plural and other headmates might yap on this blog too!)
@sleep-disorder-culture-is is ... pretty self explanatory.
We are a system!!! Our main fronters are Aveum, Addie, and honestly pretty much everyone is always hanging around. So, yeah! Sometimes if a headmate has something to say, it'll be tagged as something like "#systemposting on the main blog". I'm not quite sure yet. Aka, If I wanna say weird junk, I will say weird junk. -Kayne
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fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. heās been soaking up the brown and heās only got one square left. let him finish his work
classicists will make the ugliest least functional website in the history of html and it will contain the entire library of fragmentary papyri of the works of aeschylus. for free
genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.
via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:
people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for
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Something else I see people keep forgetting: between humans and Eridians, we are the astronauts. And we are good at it.
Eridians' perception of the world relies on something that is completely absent in space āĀ sound. They haven't been looking at the stars their entire existence the way we have. Their concept of aliens might only be as old as their discovery of astrophage. They made a bad ship, because it was their first one ever! Rocky himself says they rushed it, and that multiple (vital) things broke. Their mission was just as much of a Hail Mary pass as ours was āĀ they had no idea what they were doing, if they could even travel in space safely. And, as it turns out, they couldn't.
Humans are the ones who have been doing it over multiple lifetimes. Mary is state of the art. We've been space farers longer than most humans have been alive. We can actually see through space. We are more likely to survive exposure to the void. We can encase our lighter, more flexible, more mobile bodies in a material that lets us walk outside of our ship, and, to a degree, we can get our bearings out there in a way Eridians just can't.
Eridians are not looking at Mary and thinking she's a bad ship. They are not thinking humans have no idea what we're doing. They are looking at this species that can walk in the stars, have been perfecting machines to take us to them for decades, have been dreaming about them and mapping them and naming them for millennia, and used all of that to save them, and thinking, wow.
genuinely SO sick of that thing in media where a character doesn't want to have sex and it's treated like some kind of barrier to be overcome or problem to be fixed. Reading a book that treats it somewhat like that right now, and it genuinely made me question myself for a second, what the fuck. This is truly the first time I have ever had a thought along the lines of "what if my asexuality means I'm broken", and that was awful. Horrid. Fuck this.
you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.
Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!
How much does this effect you?
Nothing changes
It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty
It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out
I don't know if I'll be able to live like this
Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?
I might just kill myself
Results/other
Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours
thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much
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Eleanor: You know what Iāve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket canāt possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
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