Craig.

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

before i accuse a story of being bad i must ask myself one crucial question first: am i perhaps fucking stupid

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

✍🏻on✍🏻every✍🏻man✍🏻there✍🏻are✍🏻two✍🏻heads✍🏻

@flabebabe