kandreil hell forever

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

the sign in button?

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

#yes#furthermore this is a skill#you need to cultivate this skill to survive fandom (dsudis)

The whole controversy of AO3 “needing” a dislike button can be summarised with this post btw

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre