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I think the plot of DMC3 wouldn't had happened had Vergil not been groomed by Arkham. If you gave teen Vergil some zoloft, a weighted blanket, and a stack of books I think he would've been fine.

I know a lot of games have you playing as ✨️superhuman badasses✨️ but the way it's being presented in Devil May Cry is especially entertaining to me. We've got these demon boys, and they're duct taping jet engines to their swords. The item description is like "yeah this is a stupid idea but by virtue of its wielder being stronger than a frieght train its somehow working as intended. No one else would think of this because most people live in a world of normal physics." Other characters have to learn spells and do little tricks to upgrade their movement tech, but when Dante wants to run faster, he simply runs faster. Doublejump is a state of mind. I almost feel bad for these demons I'm fighting, because I too would fly into an enraged state if I tried to throw a car at this white haired brat and he walked it off by doing a little comedy skit about it. This one family is running around with nigh unlimited physical power and instead of styling themselves in the image of gods they're channeling the immortal legacy of Bugs Bunny.

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating