That Other Guy

-Maria is very possessive, so expect to be held down if you’re on the bottom during sex. Held down by toned, powerful arms. ;3

-Any doubts about her figure; as shaped by her garments? Well, it’s not lying in the least. Maria always wears her hunting attire at the tightest fit she can stand. She’s just that up-tight. :D

Imagine the hunter getting Maria frustrated enough that she starts cursing and such in her original language.

Lady Maria wouldn’t want to be overprotective of her S/O too much in the beginning of their relationship. However, as you spend more time with her, she does become more overprotective.

“You will not go too deep into the city, will you?” She asks, concern shining in her eyes. “The hunters will be out by dusk. Please be home before this time.”

Having to watch over the patients of the ward makes her even more paranoid about your safety. The Hunter’s nightmare is perilous, you see, and she can’t have you reliving any of the strife you’ve already been through to get here.

You hold her/she hold you close, both drowned in the suffocating ocean waves of the nightmare and it’s secrets. She’s lost too much in this wretched life to want to let go of you now.

“Stay with me, my good hunter.”

Do you ship your hunter with an NPC? Here's your vibe check.

Father Gascoigne: you either have a daddy kink, werewolf kink, or just likes domestic fluff

Plain Doll: "I've only had the doll for one night, but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in the Hunter's Dream and then myself."

Micolash: you have terrible taste and own it like a champ.

Alfred: your hunter is a moronsexual

Arianna: your hunter is gay

Lady Maria: your hunter is gay and also a bottom

Yurie: your hunter is gay and also evil

Djura: you like it when a guy has morals and a lot of dogs

Eileen: baddass grandma hoont hoont yes love her

Vicar Amelia: you definitely have a werewolf kink

Laurence: "he was just misguided I swear"

Gilbert: you're really into angst

Valtr: hehe whirligig saw go brrrrrrrr

Chapel Dweller: it's the heart that counts!

Patches: really? I don't believe you.

Queen Annalise: you proposed to her with the Ring of Betrothal and she rejected you.

Honorable mention: all the monsterfuckers out there in love with The Great Ones and uuuhhh *checks notes* Brick Trolls.

and then it just goes downhill from there

Junior and Spacegodzilla having a good time! Nothing can go wrong :)

(And yes, SpaceGodzilla is Junior’s older brother. Godzilla becomes a strict and scary dad whenever Space is around)

Space needs to learn from his little brother and listen to his father…