Breakcore Choirboy

“but my girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I started hrt…” FUCKING LEAVE HER THEN!!

i want all trans ppl going on hrt to know: you do not have to stay in a relationship where your partner doesnt value you. if they say theyre gonna break up with you for starting hrt, then break up with them and start it anyway. there are 8 billion people in the world, you will find another. you wont be an "ugly man" or a "pig in a dress" or whatever bullshit people say. you will look absolutely lovely and your face will shine brighter than the sun. doesnt matter whether youre on t or e or anything else. you will feel better once youre happier and be loved by somebody. you dont need that shitty partner or unsupportive friends. live your life. have fun. be wild.

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

this is the most legendary post of all time

snail as old as slime

bog as old as grime

beauty and the peat