scaredy wolf

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

ok *has problems*

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

is everyone reblogging this ok

No

Leaving your house & returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love