Chris

Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

hi,, i couldn't help but notice a slight and minor change in your behavior. do u hate me and want me to die? be honest

sex is all about having a really fun time just hanging out

the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time

Sephiroth killed Aerith with that thing

Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.

This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene.  About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”

The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out