all these starters are taken from the musical ‘be more chill’. feel free to change the pronouns as needed!

‘ i’m waitin’ for my porno to load. ‘

‘ my brain is gonna freakin’ explode. ‘

‘ good morning, time to start the day! ‘

‘ i don’t wanna be a hero. ‘

‘ yo, don’t touch me, tall ass! ‘

‘ it’s a sign up sheet for getting called ‘gay’. ‘

‘ my mac daddy game couldn’t be more limp! ‘

‘ i just wanna survive! ‘

‘ you’re listening to bob marley again, aren’t you? ‘

‘ you look like ass, what’s wrong? ‘

‘ i wrote _____ a letter telling her how i feel. ‘

‘ i saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving! ‘

‘ i like gay people. ‘

‘ i’m never gonna be the cool guy. ‘

‘ i love play rehearsal. ‘

‘ i also have a touch of add. ‘

‘ the thought of that gives me hives! ‘

‘ this is some top-secret-can’t-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit. ‘

‘ so… it’s like drugs? ‘

‘ you are cooler than a vintage cassette. ‘

‘ high school is hell, but we navigate it well. ‘

‘ you know that you are my favorite person. ‘

‘ is it really true, i’m your favowite pewson? ‘

‘ take your hands out of your pockets. ‘

‘ all your nerdiness is ugly. ‘

‘ everything about you makes me wanna die. ‘

‘ first thing’s first, go buy a new shirt. ‘

‘ how are you with math homework? ‘

‘ everything about you sucks! ‘

‘ do you wanna ride? ‘

‘ if this is going to work, you need to do as i instruct! ‘

‘ you can’t just listen, you have to obey. ‘

‘ you gotta get an upgrade. ‘

‘ we gotta celebrate! we gotta get stoned in my basement! ‘

‘ do you wanna hang? ‘

‘ i am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall. ‘

‘ i can’t help but yearn for a different time. ‘

‘ wish i was never born. ‘

‘ all you know about me is my name. ‘

‘ wait until i tell you what i heard! ‘

‘ always be aware of autocorrect. ‘

‘ you were always quite the loser, _____. ‘

‘ let’s save the pitiful children. ‘

‘ when you love somebody, you put your pants on for them. ‘

“Are you asleep?”

“Are you done?”

“Can I stay here?”

“Do you think you’re the only one that is having a hard time?”

“Do you think you’re the only one with family issues?”

“Don’t assume I know how you feel.”

“I always made you think your feelings for me were totally one-sided…that wasn’t true.”

“I am done with you.”

“I am still standing here.”

“I can’t do this anymore—at least not now.”

“I didn’t tell you because I was afraid I was going to lose you.”

“I don’t know why you’re mad at me!”

“I don’t want to be alone tonight.”

“I feel like an idiot—I stuck up for you against everyone!”

“I hated you for what you did to me—I hated you!”

“I have loved you for half my life, but I’m done running after you.”

“I have stood by you through everything!”

“I just thought you should know.”

“I know you’re good at what you do.”

“I loved her as more than a friend, and I never had the chance to tell her.”

“I should have said something that night, but I didn’t.”

“I wasted so much time on you.”

“It’s hard to remember a time when I was actually in love with you.”

“I’m done trying.”

“I’m going to make it right.”

“I’m not coming back.”

“I’m sorry!”

“I’ve been looking everywhere for you.”

“Screw you.”

“Tell me that you’re hurt.”

“Right, because this is my fault.”

“This isn’t you.”

“We do not belong together.”

“We’re done here.”

“Why are you telling me this now?”

“You are still blaming everybody but yourself.”

“You are unbelievable.”

“You could tell me not to go.”

“You don’t have to say anything.”

“You don’t know anything about me, really, and I don’t know anything about you.”

“You had four months to decide!”

“You have no idea what I’m going through.”

“You know exactly how I feel.”

“You were the hardest one to leave behind.”

“You’re right, this isn’t working.”