i’m still the idiot in the equation, but he started it.

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

Lot of weird design choices in real life. Permanently locked in first-person mode, no double-jump, extremely slow and unreliable health-regeneration, perma-death with no retries, etc.

love is something you do with your teeth

I tend to do a lot of cooking experiments and frankly the amount of closed mindedness people have around what food should and shouldn’t look like is holding them back I think

I notice that a lot of people’s immediate reaction to hearing about a cooking technique or flavor combination that they haven’t come across before is open disgust. A disgust and primal hatred that they will then take out on the messenger of this new and glorious news that the world is a little bit bigger than they thought it was.

Yeah I put apples in soup sometimes. People have been doing that for centuries. Get the fuck over it like an adult.

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know