oh! darling

rolling her eyes, holding a finger up while responding to a text from her best friend with all the seriousness of someone much more...normal. looking back up from her phone, beaming like she'd been given the best news of her entire life. "it's not a guac recipe really, but if you put halved cherry tomatoes, balsamic vinaigrette and sesame seeds on your avocado toast, it's about a thousand times better." for once, something honest! after all, one couldn't lie about everything

"well you know what they say, lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off or whatever. besides, it's fun when it's not breaking the law or something." head cocked with a smile, barely able to keep the joy of being a menace off her face "i haven't met my legal quota of being annoying for the day, actually. so i really don't have anything better to do. my siblings are all busy with boring stuff like meetings and all that."

hazel eyes widened in an attempt to look innocent, hand on her heart followed by a gasp "why would i lie to you? what reason would a girl have to lie, just because?" the same reason she went around telling everyone that she was the inspiration for the chuckesmee doll, absolutely nothing.

"which reminds me, if you type google into google, you'll break the entire internet and then the entire world will catch fire. i have insider knowledge." this was too easy

"wait until you find out that gullible isn't in the dictionary"