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My name is Riss, and I have no self-control. Welcome to my multimuse full of himbos (and some dweebs because I couldn’t help myself)

My rules are simple and pretty standard. I’m an open, friendly blog, but I’m busy af. Since I am 30+, I ONLY interact with muns over 18. I am not mutuals-only.

Featuring muses from: Julie and the Phantoms, Disney, Literature (Greek & Arthurian mythology, BBC Musketeers with literary influences), Cobra Kai, What We Do In the Shadows, Pirates of the Caribbean, Our Flag Means Death, and many more!

𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭 || 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 || 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 || 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 || 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬

honoured guests at the hotel: @frxncaise (alex&reggie), @pharmakeus (herakles&gwaine), @therelentless (guillermo), @sheantipaxos (guillermo)

MUSE OF THE MONTH: Bryce Anderson, Game Changers oc

LOUDEST MUSES ATM: Herakles (Mythos-inspired with a Modern twist), Reggie Peters (JatP), Gwaine (BBC Merlin), Remy LeBeau (X-Men), Chozen (CK), Anthony (CK), Bryce Anderson (Game Changer OC)

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credit for my icon template and coloring goes to: @cavalierfou & @jayneedits! Thank you!! credit for my banner template goes to: @mooglerph, thank you!

𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒

Trevor Belmont, castlevania the series

Sokka, fc: d'pharaoh woon-a-tai/animated, atla series

Fîli, son of Dís, the hobbit

Caleb Rewiti, original character inspired by the almighty johnsons, beach bum and reincarnation of Maui

#🏨 General Maintenance »» PSA.

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Cody: ❛ have you considered trying something else? ❜ - Hardison

Alec pops up from where he's armpit-deep in research, a stretched linen canvas propped up on its side already washed with imprimatura with three others in various states of finished, a palette of authentically-created, hand-crushed paint drying in chaotic gloops; and classic baroque music blaring in surround-sound as some sort of juxtaposition. He's got streaks of paint smeared across bared biceps and his right cheek.

❛ Have I--have I tried something else? ❜ He repeats, voice climbing in his indignity. The magnifier goggles propped up on top of his head are in danger of flying off as he moves about, gesturing wildly. ❛ You think I can just--poof!--print out a Caravaggio, all Willard Nillard? Just like that? Naw, ain't no way anything like that's going to make it out the gate before it's clocked. I spent three days learning how to paint like the masters in one helluva crash course, and you--you--you think I didn't consider anything else? I can taste colors, now. And considering half these paints are damn poisonous, I might have to go to the hospital. ❜

#drkroots #drkroots || cody.#💻 Age of the Geek »» Alec Hardison.#pffalskdfaosgh

i wish. to be dramatique (tm)

#🏨 hello housekeeping? »» ooc.#*finger steeple* time to crime #i'm also learning how to play lol and i hate myself lmaooo

dan-cyril-kingston

ALEXANDER LUDWIG Earth Abides | 1.01

#🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.#let him be big blond and dumb in PEACE!!

therelentless

{ OPEN.

"Someone that small shouldn't be that opinionated."

himbohotel

The broom breaks easily in his hands, the head clattering to the floor uselessly leaving him with only the handle. The pointy handle. ❛ Chingada madre, ❜ he curses under his breath. Now he has to buy another damn broom!

He looks up, big brown eyes and bigger, sharper piece of wood clenched in his fist. ❛ You say something, Nandor? ❜

#⚰️ Codependent much? »» Guillermo de la Cruz.#therelentless #uwu

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scholarofgloom

#⚰️ Codependent much? »» Guillermo de la Cruz.

kindnessborn

rolling her eyes, holding a finger up while responding to a text from her best friend with all the seriousness of someone much more...normal. looking back up from her phone, beaming like she'd been given the best news of her entire life. "it's not a guac recipe really, but if you put halved cherry tomatoes, balsamic vinaigrette and sesame seeds on your avocado toast, it's about a thousand times better." for once, something honest! after all, one couldn't lie about everything

himbohotel

HE MAKES A FACE. Cherry tomatoes? Balsamic vinaigrette? Does he look like some Michelin-star chef? He's lucky he knows how to make chicken breasts and spaghetti for game days because he's stuck on a meal plan easy enough for a toddler to survive on. And protein shakes. So many protein shakes.

❛ Okay, Julia Childs. No guac recipe but you pull that out of nowhere. Ha, sesame seeds. Do I look like the kinda guy who has sesame seeds? Jeez Louise. ❜ He mutters mainly to himself, running a hand through short, blond strands.

#🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.#kindnessborn

in-character-memes

"How long has it been since you ___?"

finish the sentence in my inbox

#🏨 check out is at 12. »» meme.#please specify muse

bryce deserves a workout buddy tbh

#🏨Complimentary room upgrade. »» wishlist.

kindnessborn

"well you know what they say, lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off or whatever. besides, it's fun when it's not breaking the law or something." head cocked with a smile, barely able to keep the joy of being a menace off her face "i haven't met my legal quota of being annoying for the day, actually. so i really don't have anything better to do. my siblings are all busy with boring stuff like meetings and all that."

himbohotel

HE SQUINTS. There's a reference there he's not getting. Whatever. He's got bigger fish to fry than her weird exhibitionist streak she freakily dropped into conversation like it's no big deal--are all girls down here so forward? Maybe his ma had a right to be worried about him.

❛ Look--whatever. Unless you gotta killer guac recipe in that book of yours, I'm a little too busy with all the avocados littering my front yard to entertain you, okay? ❜

#🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.#kindnessborn

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making candied orange peels for the first time and haaaaay!

#🏨 hello housekeeping? »» ooc.

kindnessborn

hazel eyes widened in an attempt to look innocent, hand on her heart followed by a gasp "why would i lie to you? what reason would a girl have to lie, just because?" the same reason she went around telling everyone that she was the inspiration for the chuckesmee doll, absolutely nothing.

himbohotel

UH-HUH, he's not going to fall for that. He's the middle child of five girls; he's run the gamut when it comes to all sorts of shenanigans. Add on his three nieces, and he could write the fucking playbook. ❛ Abso-fuuuureaking-lutely. Wouldn't put it pass ya. Probably gets your rocks off-- ❜ remember, Bryce, you aren't actually talking to your sisters, eh? He groans, smacking his forehead. His mom is going to kill him.

❛ Anyway, don'tcha have anything better to do? ❜

#🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.#kindnessborn

kindnessborn

"which reminds me, if you type google into google, you'll break the entire internet and then the entire world will catch fire. i have insider knowledge." this was too easy

himbohotel

HE SCRAMBLES FOR HIS PHONE BEFORE SOMETHING MAKES HIM PAUSE. He points an accusing finger at her. ❛ Nuh-uh! I know that's a fuckin' lie. My sister got me in sixth grade with that bullshit. I nearly shi---crapped my pants. ❜ Nice time to realize he's talking to a girl, but hey--rather late than never. ❛ Are you just a liar? Is that your thing? ❜

#🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.#kindnessborn

kindnessborn

"wait until you find out that gullible isn't in the dictionary"

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❛ Dictionary?? Who has the time to read a book about words? Just, like, google it.❜

#kindnessborn #WHEEZE #🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.

supfag-archives

ALEXANDER LUDWIG

#🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.#this is Bryce on the bus tbh. just getting nekkid nbd

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❛ Who was gonna tell me avocados grew on trees?? ❜

#he might be dumb but he's pretty so it balances out #🏒 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. »» Bryce Anderson.

break the door down! @sheantipaxos to Guillermo.

Why does he have to break down the door? Last time he checked, he didn't have thee supreme vampire strength, gizmo that they keep harping on about. In fact, he'd argue he only really has higher-than-average strength when he's fighting vampires due to the whole Van Helsing lineage nonsense, and since he's not currently trying to stake vampires, it's all moot!

Eyes instinctively looking for a camera--if only to practice his The Office flat expression--Guillermo moves towards the door...and turns the knob.

The creak is especially loud in the judgmental silence he leaves behind.

❛ That door? ❜

@sheantipaxos

#sheantipaxos

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