Thank you for your time.

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

same

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014