Kinda Ballsy

"We both used the same shitty ones, so that isn't the issue. You just suck at pool."

"Fuck off!"

“You know the rules, buddy!” His mate Eric shouted from the passenger’s seat. “You gotta streak through the lot with that beautiful stiffy of yours first before you’re allowed to get back in!”

The men all looked at each other, certain this was a prank.

"We repeat," the voice said. "Men will swim naked in this pool from now on."

The pool emptied, as the men went to find someone in charge to confirm that they were hearing the rules right.

But then the owner of the pool emerged, completely naked himself.

"This is not a prank, this is the rule," the owner shouted, his dick swinging in front of the men, who were processing that soon enough they'd be just as naked as him. "If you use my pool, you do it naked."

Trying desperately to not be seen. That plan failed when the first guest came outside to enjoy their morning coffee.

The poor naked guy had to endure more and more guests coming outside before he had the sense to even cover his dick. But by that time many had already taken a photo of his full-frontal exposure.

What he wasn't prepared for was that the nude scene occurred right before Intermission and that he would be left there in front of the curtain the entire time until the Second Act started.

So when the House Lights came back on after the First Act ended and the audience saw the blushing naked boy still out on stage; they were elated.