Asexual labels explained using cereal
You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.
Libido- How hungry you are
Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you
Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.
Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you donât crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy youâre eating something they provided you. Maybe youâre just that hungry. Regardless, youâre fine with eating it since itâs already there. If it wasnât, you wouldnât care either.
Sex-favorable- Though you donât particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.
Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.
Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.
Aegosexual-Â Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. Youâd rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch.Â
Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but youâre not quite sure.
Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials youâve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life youâve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.
Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.
Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.
Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes.Â
Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, itâll become appealing to you later? Itâs happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.
Orchidsexual-Â Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.
Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.
Quoisexual-Â You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything Iâve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.
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