any conversation about super powers on this site needs to remove shapeshifting from the equation. like everybody is choosing shapeshifter. we know this. our data backs it up. everybody wants to shapeshift

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark- me: [already asleep]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

Use your PTO

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.