AVARICE.

My kink rn is sending out IMs && then forgetting to reply to them, add me on skype so I can scream into your ass.

“Oh, so you want to hear a joke? Okay!” He points at his partner’s face.”There’s your joke, you ugly motherfucker!”

          “ I suppose I ought to congratulate you? Because once again, you’ve proved that your concept of humour is as vacuous as that head of yours. ”

“Way to kill the mood! For fuck’s sake is it impossible for you to take a joke? Maybe if you loosened up a little you could actually lose your virginity before you die.” 

           “ Tell me, Hidan. Have you ever heard of Occam’s razor? ” Doubtful. “ The most simple explanation is the best; In other words, you’re not funny. Tell a good joke for once, and I’ll take it. ”

“Well I ain’t a fucking - whatever the fuck that is! I’m a religious man. My god teaches that true beauty is in death. Keep being a grumpy puss and I’ll prove it to you!

         “ You’d be proving nothing. Religious or not, we’re all the same after death  — though, if you want to prove your point and rid me of yourself, I’d be fine with it.  ”

            “ —And an anatomist would tell you that without it’s skin, any body is beautiful. Do that again, and I’ll make you testament to that. ”

Quelle

‘SORRY,’                       you sneered,                                    ‘—I’M ALL OUT OF MERCY.’

“nyohouan’ya- Utter Darkness”

“Boy? Maybe I am. But I know what I’m  talking about, I’m not as foolish as some  shinobi who deny the facts of war, and what we as tools of our village are meant to be, and how we’re meant to die. Choosing a side is part of that.”

      ‘ If nobody chooses sides, then there are no sides. And if there are no sides, then there is no war. ’ The air hangs heavy, for there’s a ghastly stillness to him, unblinking eyes rigidly fixated on the figure that stands before them. ‘ So you know what everyone else knows, and you think it makes you special? ’