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Danger days ships are all so deeply boring and uninteresting. Angstily smoking on the roof while the other goes to reconcile them dynamic can really get boring after the first one million time

Killjoy tumblr is even better than canon. These people have the greatest stories and headcanons that far surpass the actual comic

the killjoys are whatever you want it to be for you. Not whatever you want it to be for everyone else, you are not Gerard way (even if ur head canons might be better than the million conflicting things we do have in canon from him).

ghoulstar is criminally underutilized as a duo. as much as ghoul is deemed feral by the fandom, y'all dont acknowledge how often he'd have to be with jet to get fixed up. i think they're the closest duo in the fab four.

Dr D has lots of different wheelchairs, some that are all terrain, but he doesn't use any of them and makes Show get things cause he's too busy running the radio station

one time when ghoul and kobra were zonked out of their gourds on zone weed they tried to get a lizard to smoke one of their joints. sadly it did not survive.

mx Show Pony and mx Party Poison would absolutely dress up in all pink to see the Barbie movie and their mascara would absolutely be running down their faces by the end of it

I personally feel like Jet Star would be like Ray Toro (like Gerard said), except instead of going against racists, transphobes, etc., he straight up slaughters them. Can't get arrested if there's no police to arrest you ykyk

danger days doesn't deserve the phoenix witch she's too cool for the rest of it

i gotta be real with you, i dont know where you guys are getting shit like kobra kid is a brit and many such things

anyone who says they haven't read the comics because they can't buy them is an idiot especially when there's posts compiling all the read online links

books on tape is the most pathetic excuse for character design

Funpoison this, funpoison that. What about JerPoison?!

fun ghoul is straight

poison uses he/him pronouns in my hc and nothing in canon actually contradicts that. I personally prefer writing him as a gnc man rather than nb.