killer wombat

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

biden calling trump a clown not once but twice during a national televised presidential debate. and then circus workers contacting a cnn spokesperson to say that they dont want to be associated with trump like that. 2020 politics.

for people asking, yes the second part actually happened. van jones was contacted by a circus representative who felt the need to comment and this was aired maybe 5min after the debate ended during the anderson cooper round table discussion segment

Okay. That was the one. That did it. Here come the tears.

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

full offense to 2020 but what the fuck

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

Bed bath and BEGONE! *banishes you*

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

He got mad as helllll

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

Also true for texts dms messages snaps smoke signals and carrier pigeons.

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you