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starters from the ninth episode of the first season of el rey’s “from dusk till dawn: the series”! feel free to change names/pronouns/cities/etc.! 1x08 • 1x10

“Come on, we gotta get out of here!”

“It hurts, I know… I know.”

“I didn’t want to hurt you.”

“Please, you so wanted this. You wanted it bad.”

“Now you’re getting the hang of it.”

“Don’t touch things in here, please.”

“What the hell did you do!?”

“He looks pretty good for a guy that just got shot.”

“What are you waiting for, huh?”

“I know it’s not your fault, she played you.”

“Just tell me where she is.”

“Sorry, brother, things are about to get a little weird.”

“That’s why you were driving so fast, you were trying to get to the hospital.”

“I didn’t want you to ever know.”

“You carried this on your own, and you don’t have to anymore.”

“Glad to see you’re still alive.”

“Come on, let’s get out of here.”

“I’m gonna see for myself.”

“What the hell is going on?”

“Maybe in death, I can finally give you the peace that I can’t seem to give you in life.”

“Just please listen to me and let me explain.”

“This is a trick. This whole thing is a trick.”

“You gotta be kidding me.”

“It’s a labyrinth. It’s like a maze, it’s just a little different.”

“The only way to reach the center is to win.”

“It’s not just a temple, Seth, it’s a prison.”

“How long was your sentence, huh?”

“Well, what if I say no?”

“You can’t say no. When you walked through that door, it closed behind you.”

“You promised you’d help me find my family.”

“You cannot go back to them.”

“Just accept that you’re different, Scott.”

“Murder and mayhem from coast to coast, that’s her big plan?”

“Is he always like this?”

“Whoever has the purity of mind to pass the trials will be deemed worthy.”

“In 5 centuries, it’s never been done.”

“The Lords would know that I was there, and they don’t like cheating.”

“Well, good news is, you know the job. Bad news is, you got yourself busted doing it.”

“The Parker Hotel, all the fabricated comforts of home for the well-traveled business executive. Except this one happens to be a front for the Houston syndicate’s money laundering operation.”

“That and the hotel are how he hides significant cash flow from illegal enterprises all over Houston.”

“That’s where the real score is. Ten million in uncut diamonds.”

“I told you not to take that job in the first place.”

“You made it personal, and that’s why you blew it.”

“That’s the safest place I could think of.”

“I’m not her slave.”

“Okay, this is the drop spot.”

“This isn’t a video game. There’s no resets. You die and you’re dead.”

“You sure you want to do this?”

“I just wanted to say thank you.”

“You don’t believe he can be saved, do you?”

“I’ve been wrong about a lot of things I saw today.”

“He killed a woman in that motel. But I think someone made him do it.”

“Who knows what kind of torture he’s been through.”

“You see the good in people.”

“What is that smell?”

“We’re not alone in here.”

“We gotta get out of here.”

“He was not that strong in prison.”

“You missed a spot.”

“You couldn’t control yourself?”

“How the hell did you do that?”

“We were going to keep you around for inside information, but there’s been a change of plans.”

“The way I see it, you’ve got two choices: one, you stay here and watch that designer suit rot off your bones, or… you can help me stop what’s coming.”

“They have power and prophecy on their side.”

“What the hell do you think you’re doing…?!”

“I hope you know what you’re doing.”

“Most people wait to sit until I tell ‘em to.”

“Now there’s a name I haven’t thought about in a long time.”

“I’ve got your next big score.”

“If I was working for you tonight, I would’ve been smart enough to check a thief’s bag for a hidden compartment.”

“I got some business to attend to.”

“Meet me upstairs in the penthouse in five minutes.”

“Move your ass, time’s running out…!”

“Sit down and do what you’re told.”

“You really think you can save Richard? You can’t.”

“Richie betrayed his own blood.”

“You really gonna let him get away with that?”

“Sooner or later, we all dance with the reaper.”

“What are we doing in here? We ned to go back.”

“I’m glad it’s been such a thrill for you.”

“This place really freaks me out.”

“It’s a simple exchange, really.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Why the hell would he take your knife?”

“He’s obsessed. He has been that entire time, since the beginning.”

“He wanted to separate us.”

“We’ve all got our part to play.”

“Give it time, you’ll come around.”

“Where have you been?”

[ text ] –– oh man, maybe i should puke on his dick, to test out how much he loves me?

[ text ] –– yeah, you need to stop having near death experiences at mcdonalds.

[ text ] –– he had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog.

[ text ] –– there’s no way i’m making it through the night with my clothes on.

[ text ] –– me and this seven year old almost finished a large pizza. and when i say me and this seven year old i really mean me.

[ text ] –– it’s always appealing to be able to someone to say ‘i banged your mom’.

[ text ] –– she broke the sink. i repeat, the sink is off the wall. send help.

[ text ] –– you were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.

[ text ] –– you should give me head with plastic fangs in.

[ text ] –– i woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother.

[ text ] –– i just want to get drunk and wake up on wednesday.

[ text ] –– i’ve seen you dance and let’s just say it’s a good thing you don’t have a small dick.

[ text ] –– the guy was wearing a viagra shirt. i knew what i got myself into.

[ text ] –– i like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers.

[ text ] –– crying while i’m pooping. i think this is rock bottom.

[ text ] –– two grown men just came into the bar riding humungous tricycles.

[ text ] –– when she was giving me head last night, it felt like there was a nascar pit crew working on my dick.

[ text ] –– at that time, a four pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important.

[ text ] –– at this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk.

[ text ] –– is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?

[ text ] –– we are NOT making a habit out of jail visits.

[ text ] –– new low, even for you.

[ text ] –– just ‘accidentally’ changed my relationship status to ‘in an open relationship’ just to see what offers i might get if i dump them.

[ text ] –– you were offering to spell people’s name for a dollar.

[ text ] –– you almost set me on fire last night.

[ text ] –– so is there some kind of punch card you and i get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?

[ text ] –– i respect you, but i want disrespectful things to happen.

[ text ] –– you were ‘drink win from the bottle’ drunk trying to take everybody’s blood pressure again.

[ text ] –– is he hot, or is my vagina just that barren?

[ text ] –– he fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. i have mixed feelings about it.

[ text ] –– it’s best not to have your booty call on social media, so if they post stupid shit, you will want to fuck them.

[ text ] –– even the devil would be scared of us.

[ text ] –– we’d be best friends with jesus, he’d love us.

[ text ] –– sometimes i feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis.

[ text ] –– you really can do anything in vegas.

[ text ] –– he’s narrating my life in a british voice and i’m way too fucking high for this.

[ text ] –– did i try to use pinesol as a mixer?

[ text ] –– apparently this establishment won’t let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning.

[ text ] –– trust me, i’m a professional lesbian.

[ text ] –– i’d say it was a successful trip, i only got hit on by one cousin.

[ text ] –– side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.

[ text ] –– i did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.

[ text ] –– from now on, you will only refer to me as chief.

[ text ] –– my new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house.

[ text ] –– just realized i’ve spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed.

[ text ] –– i wish you could order shots online.

[ text ] –– you didn’t feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it.

[ text ] –– he was fingering the outside of my pants and i knew that was my cue to leave.

[ text ] –– all i remember is saying that fire will make it better.

[ text ] –– i’m apparently a very socialist drunk now.

[ text ] –– all i want to fuck is capitalism these days.

[ text ] –– there are actual chunks of the toilet on the floor.

[ text ] –– you give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you.

[ text ] –– the whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who ends my night first.

[ text ] –– to be honest, i’m almost glad he got arrested.

[ text ] –– he was crying because he hiccuped every time we kissed.

[ text ] –– we crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand and i spoon-fed him peanut butter.

[ text ] –– you might have to deal with a coked up wrestler when you get back to the room.

[ text ] –– the last thing i need is a possessed urethra.

( FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

❝ we can’t go to the cops with all this information. ❞

❝ if we go to the cops they’re going to think we had something to do with it.  ❞

❝ this is a lot of information, we can’t just hide it from the cops. people are dying. ❞

❝ ahh, it’s just you… and, your infamous murder board. ❞

❝ i wish had a single clue as to what you do over there at that murder board. ❞

❝ so what did you find? any new leads? ❞

❝ it’s a long shot but i think i might have found something. ❞

❝ so, you think this is the person doing all these killings? ❞

❝ look, i just have a bad feeling about this person to not look into it, at least. ❞

❝ well, so far you’ve been right, so let’s hear what you’ve got. ❞

❝ the only thing we’re missing now is a motive. ❞

❝ what’s wrong with you? you can’t go around accusing innocent people! ❞

❝ okay, say i’m wrong, but i know i’m right about this.  ❞

❝ you did all that and came up with nothing at all? ❞

❝ i don’t think we’re ever going to track this killer down. ❞

❝ this person, or thing even, whatever, is really good at what they do. ❞

❝ we’re breaking laws to track this killer down now? ❞

❝ i’m just saying, go back through the file and look closer. ❞

❝ maybe we were right all along but overlooked something. something small. ❞

❝ okay, so we meet back here at night and find what’s in that cabinet. ❞

❝ we’re in too deep to give up now. we’re close, i can feel it. ❞

❝ let’s split up, meet back here in ten. ❞

❝ how come every time something goes down, you arrive late? ❞

❝ okay, so this is the killer, now how do we catch them? ❞

❝ not exactly what we’re expecting to find but we definitely need to call the cops. ❞

❝ we can’t do this all on our own anymore, we have to go to the police. ❞

❝ i think we may have just found the killer’s next target. ❞

❝ there’s a place i found out about, i think we should check it out. ❞

❝ the only surviving victim is hospitalized and unable to actually speak about it.  ❞

❝ all we keep coming up with our dead ends, maybe we should just give up. ❞

❝ you think that i’m the one doing all these killings? ❞

❝ tell me again why you think this killer is after me of all people? ❞

❝ if we don’t do something now, more bodies are just going to keep piling up. ❞

❝ so, we’ve narrowed it down to these two people now. ❞

❝ look, i get your concerned and scared, i am too, but let the police handle it. ❞

❝ if we can hack into the system, we can find out everyone who got this text. ❞

❝ no, no. i think this killer is someone close to us, maybe closer than we think. ❞

❝ i don’t know if i can continue doing this. ❞

❝ we need to get everyone together and come up with a plan. ❞

❝ if this plan doesn’t work, we go straight into plan b. ❞

❝ i think we should really start making a plan c, maybe even plan d. ❞

❝ this plan officially sucks and is getting us nowhere. we’re sitting ducks. ❞

❝ i think i might have found a pattern within these killings. ❞

❝ all the killings happened in the place, around the same time. ❞

❝ wow, you all are almost better than the cops. ❞

❝ it’s like a jigsaw puzzle, there’s too many missing pieces. ❞

❝ my suspicion is usually always right, even more so than my gut.  ❞

BORN TO DIE.

‘  feet don’t fail me now.  ’ ‘  take me to the finish line.  ’ ‘  i’m hoping at the gates, they’ll tell me that you’re mine.  ’ ‘  can you make it feel like home if i tell you you’re mine?  ’ ‘  it’s like i told you, honey.  ’ ‘  don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry.  ’ ‘  sometimes love is not enough.  ’ ‘  let’s go get high.  ’ ‘  try to have fun in the meantime.  ’ ‘  come and take a walk on the wild side.  ’ ‘  let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain.  ’ ‘  you and i, we were born to die.  ’

OFF TO THE RACES.

‘  i can’t deny the way he holds my hand.  ’ ‘  he has me by my heart.  ’ ‘  he loves me with every beat of his cocaine heart.  ’ ‘  light of my life, fire of my loins.  ’ ‘  be a good baby, do what i want.  ’ ‘  i need you to come here and save me.  ’ ‘  keep me forever.  ’ ‘  tell me you own me.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry that i’m misbehaving.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna stay and pray with him till the end.  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid to say that i’d die without him.  ’ ‘  who else is gonna put up with me this way?  ’ ‘  i need you, i breathe you, i’ll never leave you.  ’ ‘  i’ll never leave you.  ’ ‘  i was alone without you.  ’ ‘  hon, you never looked so beautiful as you do now.  ’ ‘  i love you forever, not maybe.  ’ ‘  you are my one true love.  ’

BLUE JEANS.

‘  you know you make my eyes burn.  ’ ‘  you fit me better than my favorite sweater.  ’ ‘  love is mean and love hurts.  ’ ‘  i will love you till the end of time.  ’ ‘  i would wait a million years.  ’ ‘  promise you’ll remember that you’re mine.  ’ ‘  love you more than those bitches before.  ’ ‘  i will love you till the end of time.  ’ ‘  no please, stay here.  ’ ‘  we don’t need no money, we could make it all work.  ’ ‘  i told you that no matter what you did i’d be by your side.  ’ ‘  i’ma ride or die whether you fail or fly.  ’ ‘  well shit, at least you tried.  ’ ‘  when you walked out the door a piece of me died.  ’ ‘  you just need to remember.  ’

VIDEO GAMES.

‘  get over here and a play a video game.  ’ ‘  you the bestest.  ’ ‘  it’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you, everything i do.  ’ ‘  heaven is a place on earth with you.  ’ ‘  tell me all the things you want to do.  ’ ‘  i heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true?  ’ ‘  it’s better than i ever even knew.  ’ ‘  they say that the world was built for two, only worth living if somebody is loving you.  ’

DIET MOUNTAIN DEW.

‘  you’re no good for me.  ’ ‘  you’re no good for me, but baby, i want you.  ’ ‘  never was there ever a girl so pretty.  ’ ‘  do you think we’ll be in love forever?  ’ ‘  do you think we’ll be in love?  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna listen to what the past says.  ’ ‘  i’ve been waiting up all night.  ’ ‘  ready for another lie?  ’ ‘  we both know just what we’re here for.  ’ ‘  maybe i like this roller coaster.  ’

NATIONAL ANTHEM.

‘  money is the anthem of success.  ’ ‘  god, you’re so handsome.  ’ ‘  he says to be cool, but i don’t know how yet.  ’ ‘  can we party later on?  ’ ‘  i’m your national anthem.  ’ ‘  money is the reason we exist.  ’ ‘  you can’t keep your hands off me or your pants on.  ’ ‘  don’t you know who you’re dealing with?  ’ ‘  um, do you think you’ll buy me lots of diamonds?  ’ ‘  it’s a love story for the new age.  ’ ‘  i need somebody to hold me.  ’

DARK PARADISE.

‘  all my friends tell me i should move on.  ’ ‘  loving you forever can’t be wrong.  ’ ‘  even though you’re not here, won’t move on.  ’ ‘  there’s no remedy for memory.  ’ ‘  your face is like a melody, it won’t leave my head.  ’ ‘  your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but i wish i was dead.  ’ ‘  i wish i was dead.  ’ ‘  every time i close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise.  ’ ‘  no one compares to you.  ’ ‘  i’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side.  ’ ‘  all my friends ask me why i stay strong.  ’ ‘  when you find true love, it lives on.  ’ ‘  that’s why i stay here.  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna wake up form this tonight.  ’ ‘  there’s no relief, i see you in my sleep.  ’ ‘  everybody’s rushing me.  ’ ‘  i can feel you touching me.  ’ ‘  i feel you in my dreams.  ’ ‘  i feel you in my dreams telling me i’m fine.  ’

RADIO.

‘  not even they can stop me now.  ’ ‘  their heavy words can’t bring me down.  ’ ‘  i’ve been raised from the dead.  ’ ‘  no one even knows how hard life was.  ’ ‘  i don’t even think about it now because i finally found you.  ’ ‘  now my life is sweet like cinnamon.  ’ ‘  now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream i’m living in.  ’ ‘  baby, love me cause i’m playing on the radio.  ’ ‘  my body’s sweet like sugar venom.  ’ ‘  american dreams came true somehow.  ’

CARMEN.

‘  darling, darling doesn’t have a problem lying to herself.  ’ ‘  her liquor’s top shelf.  ’ ‘  it’s alarming, honestly, how charming she can be.  ’ ‘  you don’t want to be like me, don’t wanna see all the things i’ve seen.  ’ ‘  i’m dying.  ’ ‘  you don’t want to get this way.  ’ ‘  the boys, the girls, they all like (name here).  ’ ‘  she gives them butterflies.  ’ ‘  she laughs like god.  ’ ‘  her mind’s like a diamond.  ’ ‘  she walks the streets so mean.  ’ ‘  it’s alarming, truly, how disarming you can be.  ’ ‘  you don’t want to get this way.  ’ ‘  it’s tiring.  ’ ‘  baby’s all dressed up with nowhere to go.  ’ ‘  put your red dress on.  ’ ‘  put your lipstick on.  ’ ‘  my love, i know you love me too.  ’ ‘  you need me in your life.  ’ ‘  you can not live without me.  ’ ‘  i would die without you.  ’ ‘  i would kill for you.  ’

MILLION DOLLAR MAN.

‘  you said i was the most exotic flower.  ’ ‘  i don’t know how you convince them and get them.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what you do, it’s unbelievable.  ’ ‘  i don’t know how you get over someone as dangerous, tainted, and flawed as you.  ’ ‘  i love you, honey.  ’ ‘  i’m ready to go.  ’ ‘  how did you get that way? i don’t know.  ’ ‘  you’re screwed up and brilliant.  ’ ‘  you look like a million dollar man.  ’ ‘  so why is my heart broke?  ’ ‘  you got the world, but baby, at what price?  ’ ‘  it isn’t that hard to like you or love you.  ’ ‘  i’d follow you down, down, down.  ’ ‘  you’re unbelievable.  ’ ‘  if you’re going crazy, just grab me and take me.  ’ ‘  i’d follow you down, down, down, anywhere, anywhere.  ’

SUMMERTIME SADNESS.

‘  kiss me hard before you go.  ’ ‘  i just wanted you to know that, baby, you’re the best.  ’ ‘  i got my red dress on tonight.  ’ ‘  i’m feeling alive.  ’ ‘  honey, i’m on fire.  ’ ‘  nothing scares me anymore.  ’ ‘  i know if i go, i’ll die happy tonight.  ’ ‘  think i’ll miss you forever.  ’ ‘  think i’ll miss you forever like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky.  ’ ‘  later’s better than never.  ’

THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS.

“ aw, that’s cute. did you think that i really loved you? “

“ i didn’t want to do this. but you betrayed my trust. “

“ this hurts me more than it will ever hurt you. “

“ you reap what you sow. “

“ what did i do? what’s so wrong with me that you can’t just love me? “

“ if nothing else, let’s make the most of being alive and together. “

“ i think i fall in love every day. “

“ i’ll save any life so long as it isn’t not my own. “

“ they didn’t bury you deep enough. “

“ my god, what’s become of you? “

“ enough of your games already. “

“ be careful what you wish for, ____. “

“ i know exactly what’s best for you. “

“ maybe if you weren’t so damn stubborn, we could get something done around here. “

“ you promised me. you promised. “

“ let’s play a game. it’ll be fun. “

“ if this is you when you’re calm, then i’m terrified of what you’re like when you’re actually upset. “

“ i didn’t mean to hurt anyone. i just wanted to help. “

“ i know i’m guilty. i am. i’m guilty. “

“ i don’t know what you want from me. i can’t fix you. “

“ it hurts, doesn’t it? i can make it hurt more. “

“ try not to get yourself killed or i’ll bring you back just to kill you again myself. “

“ you were the only person who understood me. you were my only friend. “

“ i know i shouldn’t care about what you do or who you do it with, but… i’m just—so lonely. “

“ you don’t know what you’re doing. you could kill someone. “

“ just let me help you. you don’t have to do this alone. “

“ aw, you’re no fun. no fun at all. “

“ you’re making me look like an idiot, i hope you know that. “

“ since when did you come back from the dead? “

“ i can rip you apart just as well as i can put you back together. “

“ there’s always something worth fighting for. “

“ pull yourself together, please. i can only afford one of us being a mess. “

“ stay with me. you’ll be fine. “

“ you clearly don’t belong here. “

“ you’re better off dead than alive, ____. “

“ do what you’ve been told. “

“ i can’t just sit around and let people get hurt. it’s my responsibility. “

“ you’re so busy taking care of everyone else that you can’t even take care of yourself! “

“ can i pay you to leave me alone? “

“ you’re running out of excuses and i’m running out of patience. “

“ is it really worth it? is all the blood and the death worth it? “

“ ____. you’re bleeding again. “

“ don’t act like you love me. “

“ i can’t feel anything. “

“ you’re going to tear yourself apart. “

“ i just want you to be safe. is that so much to ask for? “

“ i don’t think there is a right choice, just a choice you have to make. “

“ i could really hurt you, you know. “

“ am i even a person to you? “

“ you don’t even care. they’re just something for you to use and discard. “

“ don’t treat me like a child. “

I am so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically, missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lazy, lying, cheating, oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder.

❛  are you kidding me ?  ❜ ❛  at least you tried.  ❜ ❛  can i kiss you ?  ❜ ❛  come and make me.  ❜ ❛  did you hear that ?  ❜ ❛  don’t give up now.  ❜ ❛  don’t lie to me.  ❜ ❛  don’t listen to them.  ❜ ❛  for once, shut up !  ❜ ❛  have you told them ?  ❜ ❛  i can’t help you.  ❜ ❛  i care about you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t believe you.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t mean that.  ❜ ❛  i had no idea.  ❜ ❛  i’m here for you.  ❜ ❛  i’m not giving up.  ❜ ❛  i need your help.  ❜ ❛  i’ll try my best.  ❜ ❛  i’ll never forget you.  ❜ ❛  i’m proud of you.  ❜ ❛  it’s my turn now.  ❜ ❛  i’ve made a mistake.  ❜ ❛  sometimes, life really sucks.  ❜ ❛  stay with me, please.  ❜ ❛  story of my life.  ❜ ❛  tell me the truth !  ❜ ❛  thanks but no thanks.  ❜ ❛  thank you … for everything.  ❜ ❛  to hell with it.  ❜ ❛  wait, are you serious ?  ❜ ❛  wanna talk about it ?  ❜ ❛  we’ll get through this.  ❜ ❛  what’s wrong with you ?  ❜ ❛  what did i do ?  ❜ ❛  what do you think ?  ❜ ❛  when will it stop ?  ❜ ❛  where did you go ?  ❜ ❛  will you marry me ?  ❜ ❛  you can’t just leave.  ❜ ❛  you could’ve been hurt !  ❜ ❛  you don’t trust me.  ❜ ❛  you don’t wanna know.  ❜ ❛  you lied to me.  ❜ ❛  you’re jealous, aren’t you ?  ❜