if star wars was real i would not gaf to be a jedi or sith. iβm going to the lower levels in coruscant to do drugs and have weird sex with lesbian aliens.
To me. visiting the jedi temple would be like willingly walking into a scientology building. why the FUCK would i do that. iβm going clubbing. iβm going to seedy cantinas to snort spice off of some pink tits.
Iβm giving multiple clone troopers the best ride of their lives for a living.


















