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Ok I know this is an odd crackship but I need the M*A*S*H and Columbo enjoyers to consider this as an option. So on my Tomodachi Life island, Columbo and Klinger fell in love (and later got married). But could we just consider the possibility of an au where Klinger is Mrs. Columbo? Like imagine they met during the war and they developed a close connection. Throughout the entire series, Columbo gushes about his wife, although we never see her. We almost get glimpses, we see people talk to her, but never see her face. And with Klinger’s gender expression, I could see him taking that moniker for 1. Columbo’s safety and 2. It felt natural after so long.