Me And My Soapbox

jeff probst is like if a group therapist was evil

ITS AN IMMUNITY LOOP DE LOOP GRAB IT TAKE IT STEAL IT

Next Up On Game Changer - Sam and Brennan are both led to believe they are secretly hosting an episode designed to fuck with the other, only for it to be revealed that the episode is actually being hosted by Vic 'Honorary CEO of Dropout' Michaelis and they have 40 minutes left to live

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

Lucy Gray should be proud to know she haunted that evil man every damn day of his fucking miserable life

Just rewatched the hunger games movies and snow’s ‘don’t let them see you bleed’ line from mj part one is funnier with the knowledge that 25 years earlier he threw up blood and proceeded to lament about his failed relationship all in front of a teenage haymitch

I feel like Goncharov should be on letterboxed.

conclave pr team inconsolable rn. if this happened 2 months ago they would have had that oscar in the bag

dying on Easter when you’re the Pope after telling JD Vance to go fuck himself, in a year where there’s a fandom for a movie about a Conclave, is pure aura farming honestly