hi welcome to my asmr. i’m gonna be draining all the blood from your body

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”

i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

my mum: “I read IT years ago, so I don’t really remember much but I do remember that one gay kid with the inhaler.”

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Comparing a child’s failure to another child’s success is, by all definitions, abuse