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[1x01] Caroline: I'm inappropriate. I always say the wrong thing. And...Elena always says the right thing. She doesn't even try! And he just picks her. And she's always the one that everyone picks, for everything. And I try so hard, and...I'm never the one.

[1x01] Damon: Hello, brother. 

[1x01] Stefan: Caroline. You and me, it's not gonna happen. Sorry.

[1x01] Stefan: You won't be sad forever, Elena.

[1x01] Professor:  I was willing to be lenient last year for obvious reasons, Elena. But the personal excuses ended with summer break.

[1x01] Zach: I can't tell you what to do. But coming back here was a mistake.

[1x01] Elena: Yeah, I'm meeting a friend. Do you want to come?

[1x01] Caroline: Oh, please, I got all that between third and fourth period. We're planning a June wedding.

[1x01] Stefan: You should go. Take care of that.

[1x01] Elena: Were you following me?

[1x01] Elena: Dear diary, I made it through the day. I must have said, "I'm fine, thanks," at least thirty-seven times. And I didn't mean it once. But no one noticed. When someone asks, "How are you?" They really don't want an answer.

[1x01]  Bonnie: HAWT-E. STARING @ U.

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[1x01] Elena: All I see is back.  Bonnie: It's a hot back.

[1x01] Vick: That’s Elena’s little brother. 

[1x01] Caroline: How are you? Oh, it's so good to see you. How is she? Is she good?