Be Excellent to Each Other and Party On Dudes!

What

this is the only heritage post that matters to me

me: im giving up *still has hope*

new mother-daughter bonding activities just dropped: psychoanalyzing your father

I think eating food with friends is the most fundamental form of connection it just doesn’t get better than sharing a meal w friends

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

as soon as i'm under a blanket it's over

i love making men giggle like was that funny babygirl.......

this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

Us hard of hearing bitches too. Catch me saying 'what???' five or six times in a row..