We’re All Cryptids Here

reading this book rn and it is several dozen moods

"dont let discourse ruin friendships" idk man i think id ditch my best friend immediately if i knew he thought i was just pretending to be trans for clout

He says trans rights

He screms trans rights.

Trans guys droppin titty for trans girls call that a transaction.

My history teacher was taking role today and did very exaggerated formal titles for everyone (ex. Ms. *last name*, Mr. *last name*) bc he’s classy like that but my non-binary arse was like “ohno uhoh” and he finally gets to me and goes Ms. *insert my last name*? And I go “here.” And he looks at me, furrows his brows and goes “is that ur preferred pronoun?” I’m like “..nah.” And he goes “okay, what is it?” And I say “um, they/ them.” And he says “alright, so what formal title would you like me to use?” Me: “uh... I dunno.” Him: “would you rather I don’t use one?” Me: ...yea. THEN: this COMPLETELY ACCEPTING STRAIGHT CIS AND GREAT 40 yr old dude goes “hm.... OH! What about colonel?” And he gets all excited and I’m like “...I actually love that.” And he goes “perfect. colonel *insert my last name*?” And I’m like “here!” And he mumbles under his breath “that’s a dope ass formal abbreviation.” & since this is the teacher the class doesn’t say a darned thing other than correct themselves w my pronouns. Then goes along w the rest of the role call like he didn’t just bless my entire life. Then for the rest of the class he referred to me as colonel.

I don’t identify as “male” or “female”. I identify as a problem

i think i'd like non-binary labels better if they weren't just all the most disgustingly corny shit ever concieved. like phrases inclusive of non-binary people are ALWAYS some shit like "attention ladies/gentlemen/PAL-LY-O'S!" or "one day you'll get a boyfriend/girlfriend/special lil squishy person :3" or "hey dudes/dudettes/dude-illi-doo-dees" or "to all my kings, queens, and silly little royal friends..." like you know what. don't ever refer to me as a non-binary person actually if that's how it's gonna be just call me dude it's not that hard

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.

Gender binary???????? More like gender biSCARY

reblog if you’re asexual and proud

what the fuck is a "gender"? bitch ill kill you

*new yorker voice* badda bing, badda trans rights

ey, I'm respectin trans folks here!