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I hallucinated a ghost this morning but I was totally chill about it

i will not let the email find me at all

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

Nobody gets tongue in cheek anymore. They either ask chatgpt to explain what a "bit" is or they tell you to get a fourth therapist.

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

moms when you are already extremely overwhelmed and in a terrible headspace: I think I’m going to rearrange all of the furniture and vacuum the ceiling in every room