then i'll go to my ruin

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

ibuprophet

get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you

bill and ted were so right... we really do need to be excellent to each other and party on, dudes

The devil is god’s enemy but will torture you if you disobey god? Girl they are in cahoots. Good cop bad cop.

I feel so bad for kids right now. imagine hearing "come make a tiktok with mommy" like ummm your mom is a loser. I'm so sorry

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

sorry for being so alluring and entrancing it’s not my fault

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time