“and pray tell, where is home?”

2 : he'd probably feel best with multiple kids at a time, and would treat everywhere like a classroom. "the world is meant for learning, kids!"

even cooking dinner is time for learning. "okay, guys, tv volume down, please! my hand is up! now, who can tell me.."

making the kids all giggle and rush to sit down to pay attention to his "lessons" - squatting on rocks while they're on a 'class fieldtrip' hike, falling over each other to sit in the shopping cart during a grocery run - no where is safe!

3 : he loves arts & crafts, always encouraging his kids to get as messy as possible - "things can be washed, what's the worry?"

and he keeps everything they make. hanging them all up and when he runs out of room on his walls, he strings them across his ceiling on yarn. when people ask, he proudly boasts and excitedly tells the stories of each one.

"that's me and rocky fighting a dragon, eva, can you believe how cool?!"