Blue Like Jazz

Is that Post Malone?

You know damn well post malone hasn’t looked this clean a day in his life

not all heroes wear capes

Big sit energy

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

peter parker, entering his therapist’s office through the window with an apple juice in hand: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Me approaching 30

this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

VHAT ZHE FUCK

reincarnation is real