The actor who plays the Sandman in Sandman spends the entire time nude in ep 1, and not to be insensitive but this man has such an interesting and eerie look, and the way he’s lit makes him look so dignified and beautiful and absolutely menacing. He looks like a murderous ballet dancer. He looks like a competitive Olympic swimmer. He looks like the reference for Greek sculptures. He looks like a supermodel.

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

this is a space where you can go “bestie you’re not on my enrichment team” and then throw them out of the window of your life without hesitation

"didn't you wear that yesterday" um ever hear of a WASHING MACHINE?? [< did not actually wash it]

ideally jk rowling will be next

every reblog is -1hp for the terf

when my old professor wrote FTM in giant letters on the board and pointed at it dramatically like "this means everything in economics" and I made eye contact with my one guy friend who was shaking and everybody else was sitting there stunned/confused for a bit until he said "follow the money"

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because i ATE them i need to buy bananas again THIS week?????? we live in a hellscape.