"I'm the Deku who always does his best!"

OOC: I keep forgetting that mobile users can’t access my rules and about page so I finally made a google doc for it!

Anonymous said: "Deku! Help! Bakugou's saying words that make no sense! Why is he calling someone his ex when he's clearly still dating them?"

Izuku nearly pinched the bridge of his nose before groaning. "Dammit, Kacchan..." Kacchan just loved confusing people, didn't he?

Here comes the human "Kacchan" translator to the rescue again!

"...Kacchan has weird word choices for people he has relationships with," he explained. "For example, he calls friends his 'ex-rivals' and new rivals become 'ex-enemies'."

Anonymous said: "Be 100% honest with me. Can you say that you never thought about going after HIS mom? As payback for the decade he spent tormenting you every waking moment of your life?"

"Why the hell would I wanna harm Auntie Mitsuki?!" Izuku demanded with narrowed eyes. "She didn't know how badly Kacchan was bullying me. Even if she had stepped in, I doubt she would've been able to stop him without forcing Kacchan to move to a different school."

Anonymous said: "MILF is short for Mom I'd Like to Fuck. They're saying your mom is hot and they'd wanna fuck her."

Anonymous said: "Do ya REALLY wanna know what it means? Cause I'll tell ya. But you're probably not gonna like it."

Anonymous said: "Your mom's a MILF."

@heterochromatica said: *kisses Izuku's cheek* Why? Because he wanted to.

Anonymous said: "the only thing Shoto blows is... well you know what I'm thinking ;D"

Anonymous said: "Dunno, man, the guy throws around money like it's nothing and his siblings sure act kinda spoiled. Maybe there's just something wrong with him. And anyone who likes him..."

"It's a bit rude to judge someone without knowing anything about them, don't you think?" Izuku frowned deeply.

"I've never seen Shouto be irresponsible with money before," he added. "Sure, he grew up in a rich family, but that doesn't mean he's constantly blowing money on frivolous things."

Anonymous asked: "Do you think sho-chan is a spoiled brat? (lovingly)"

"I think the question is a bit relative," Izuku murmured as he grabbed his chin while in deep thought. "Even though he was born in an affluent family, I don't think he was treated very well while growing up. He's had to deal with a lot of terrible hardships because of Endeavor..."

"So, if you're asking if he was 'spoiled' before coming to U.A., I would say no..." He didn't notice that he was muttering now.

"Though, more recently, I would say he's getting spoiled by Kacchan since they started dating..." He smiled faintly. "But I think he's earned the right to be treated that way after all of the things he'd been deprived of in his childhood."