Why?

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

You are a genius and I’m using this

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit

same if you made one

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

I’m really glad Marisha Ray was in the chat tonight for Talks simply to spam it with “ass and titties”

It’s what Beau would want, honestly.

just want a gf i can wander aimlessly through target for hours with

Articles I can use against truscum