5am bloom like a rose

babe wake up the new franz kafka diary entry that eerily parallels your feelings and situations corresponding to each specific date just dropped

unfortunately im very self aware

Sexual tension is so hot. Two people trying to make each other desperate with so much teasing and things left unsaid, until one of them can’t take it anymore and pushes the other against the wall and fucks them hard while telling them how long they’ve waited for it

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

That was a “Wait, what?” if ever I saw one.

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

bed bath and begone