Kiansaurus.

turns and leaps and contemporary tonight at a new studio… we’ll see how this goes

Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

The electric company needs a fucking exorcist damn

Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?