wow

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

In this house, we sleep with stuffed animals. If you don’t have one, the law of the land will supply you with one until your stay is complete.

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

the plot chickens

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay