why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

I couldn’t even read that in my head

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

Honestly Pokemon sleep might be the best way to get me to fix my sleeping patterns. Do I care that I’m completely ruining my schedule and morning attitude? No. Do I care that im disappointing Pikachu by not sleeping enough? Absolutely

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

racism is a hell of a drug

it fucken WIMDY

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

op are you a time traveler

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years