Sweetheart

one must always maintain an unemployed sleep schedule. even with a job

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

shout to all of my friends who supported and encouraged me to make this post despite my reservations ♥️

its fucking dember.

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

line cooks do not get enough respect I swear y’all think they’re just moving meats on hot metal but in the restaurant they might as well be engaging in melee combat with demons to protect everyone else

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

im at your girls house changing their pronouns

this is what the killers song is about

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Real niggas will never leak the nudes

NEVER