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@keysmash-translator-offical
Greetings, denizens of Tumblr! I am keysmash-translator, and I'm here for one purpose only. To translate for my twin sibling, @keysmash-offical, when required.
Do feel free to tag me whenever a translation is required.
Keys and I are both the adopted children of @/no-one-offical and @/evilpineapple-offical.
A little bit about myself for your convenience:
- Name: Kaity Null
- Pronouns: She/they
- Sexuality: Panromantic and asexual
- Age: Nineteen
Reference image (drawn by Keys):
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Picrew chain!
Create a fuzzy worm on a string! (last update: 2023-12-16, Christmas-themed stuff, more patterns and lots of accessories)
@cia-offical @hell-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @creative-name-offical @villain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @holyspiritoffical @landp-offical @pizza-offical @asis-offical @tophat-offical @shadows-offical @burning-britain-official + open tags /nf
this is a pretty good synopses of my character actually
@astronaut-offical @antimony-offical @badinfluence-offical @burning-britain-official @chlorine-offical @coffee--spill @engineering-offical @faa-offical @ghostlybluetrain @i-enjoy-the-gays @imb0ring @lead-offical @nasa @shadyfruitsalad @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @yuri-offical @zeta-finnish
ha! get tagged, loser!
@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @instant-yuri-machine @phantom-foxy-offical @please-stand-by-or-else open tags
Worms are not fuzzy. They are wet and slimy.
@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @someone-official @fay-offical
OOC:
gang I think he wins the saddest worm competition
@no-one-offical @definiitely-not-ao3-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @journalism-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @zeta-finnish +open tags (I also might do this one some of my other blogs for funsies)
Jsjs! O apbr oy!
@keysmash-translator-offical ! Vpzr nr s eptz eoyj zr!
ooc realized that I reblogged this on the wrong account last time-
Yes, yes, here is a worm in my image.
Jruuuuuuu zpyjrtgivlrt hirdd ejp'd nsvl >:3
~ @keysmash-offical
Hm... I have researched your language through history books, and I have managed to translate it. So- I know you are back, yes.
:D !!!!!
Pd, givl urd! Pj zu hpfd, upi jsbr mp ofrs yjr smmpusmve oy od ejrm aoyrtsaau mpnpfu imfrtdysmfd zr!
You are not exactly speaking a well known language. You could try to translate Elder Speech, and you would fail miserably.
*Keys shrugs, yanking their tail out of their sibling's hands (ooc other thread occurrences are involved here)*
Ursj, O lmpe O'z mpy hppf eoyj asmhishrd. Yjod ejpar yjomh of zptr pg s qimodjzrmy tsyjrt yjsm zr vjppdomh yp ysal aolr yjod.
Lsoyu qtpnsnau vpiaf yjpihj. Djr'd hppf sy qovlomh iq pm asmhishrd wiovlau.
Ah, could she now? Then go on. Invite this "Kaity" here, and let us see if she can translate my language.
Hello.... Yes, I am unfortunately already here. And once again I apologize for Keys.
But yes, I do know at least somewhat passable enough Elder Speech to translate.
Then translate this.
Te deireide'n veshet hyn. A esse es a'saoil alz te anes.
.....Maybe I do not remember my mother's old linguistics books as much as I thought.
I fear this is as far as I could get in terms of translation, if I had more time I might have been able to properly figure it out.
I fear I am working off an old dictionary and my own admittedly foggy memory here, I apologise.
The closest I can figure out is perhaps "This will be the end of your tears," but nothing beyond that.
I'm impressed. It is nowhere close to what I actually said, but I appreciate the effort you put in. Some translated words are very close to being accurate, but not quite.
....Thank you. Linguistics is somewhat a hobby to me, and I do try to make an effort with it.
I did suspect it wasn't correct, as from what I've seen of you it did seem somewhat out of character.
Jruuuuuuu zpyjrtgivlrt hirdd ejp'd nsvl >:3
~ @keysmash-offical
Hm... I have researched your language through history books, and I have managed to translate it. So- I know you are back, yes.
:D !!!!!
Pd, givl urd! Pj zu hpfd, upi jsbr mp ofrs yjr smmpusmve oy od ejrm aoyrtsaau mpnpfu imfrtdysmfd zr!
You are not exactly speaking a well known language. You could try to translate Elder Speech, and you would fail miserably.
*Keys shrugs, yanking their tail out of their sibling's hands (ooc other thread occurrences are involved here)*
Ursj, O lmpe O'z mpy hppf eoyj asmhishrd. Yjod ejpar yjomh of zptr pg s qimodjzrmy tsyjrt yjsm zr vjppdomh yp ysal aolr yjod.
Lsoyu qtpnsnau vpiaf yjpihj. Djr'd hppf sy qovlomh iq pm asmhishrd wiovlau.
Ah, could she now? Then go on. Invite this "Kaity" here, and let us see if she can translate my language.
Hello.... Yes, I am unfortunately already here. And once again I apologize for Keys.
But yes, I do know at least somewhat passable enough Elder Speech to translate.
Then translate this.
Te deireide'n veshet hyn. A esse es a'saoil alz te anes.
.....Maybe I do not remember my mother's old linguistics books as much as I thought.
I fear this is as far as I could get in terms of translation, if I had more time I might have been able to properly figure it out.
I fear I am working off an old dictionary and my own admittedly foggy memory here, I apologise.
The closest I can figure out is perhaps "This will be the end of your tears," but nothing beyond that.
Jruuuuuuu zpyjrtgivlrt hirdd ejp'd nsvl >:3
~ @keysmash-offical
Hm... I have researched your language through history books, and I have managed to translate it. So- I know you are back, yes.
:D !!!!!
Pd, givl urd! Pj zu hpfd, upi jsbr mp ofrs yjr smmpusmve oy od ejrm aoyrtsaau mpnpfu imfrtdysmfd zr!
You are not exactly speaking a well known language. You could try to translate Elder Speech, and you would fail miserably.
*Keys shrugs, yanking their tail out of their sibling's hands (ooc other thread occurrences are involved here)*
Ursj, O lmpe O'z mpy hppf eoyj asmhishrd. Yjod ejpar yjomh of zptr pg s qimodjzrmy tsyjrt yjsm zr vjppdomh yp ysal aolr yjod.
Lsoyu qtpnsnau vpiaf yjpihj. Djr'd hppf sy qovlomh iq pm asmhishrd wiovlau.
Ah, could she now? Then go on. Invite this "Kaity" here, and let us see if she can translate my language.
Hello.... Yes, I am unfortunately already here. And once again I apologize for Keys.
But yes, I do know at least somewhat passable enough Elder Speech to translate.
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Jruuuuuuu zpyjrtgivlrt hirdd ejp'd nsvl >:3
~ @keysmash-offical
Hm... I have researched your language through history books, and I have managed to translate it. So- I know you are back, yes.
:D !!!!!
Pd, givl urd! Pj zu hpfd, upi jsbr mp ofrs yjr smmpusmve oy od ejrm aoyrtsaau mpnpfu imfrtdysmfd zr!
Keys Null.
Get your behind back here, and for crying out loud, STOP TRYING TO START FIGHTS WITH DEITIES
Mp :)
Wha- You can't just "No" me!
I swear, sometimes I am legitimately tempted to let you get yourself dismembered-
Come on. We're going home.
Jruuuuuuu zpyjrtgivlrt hirdd ejp'd nsvl >:3
~ @keysmash-offical
Hm... I have researched your language through history books, and I have managed to translate it. So- I know you are back, yes.
:D !!!!!
Pd, givl urd! Pj zu hpfd, upi jsbr mp ofrs yjr smmpusmve oy od ejrm aoyrtsaau mpnpfu imfrtdysmfd zr!
Keys Null.
Get your behind back here, and for crying out loud, STOP TRYING TO START FIGHTS WITH DEITIES
Some days, I lament my own lack of ability to talk to people without being called upon first.
And then I get distracted because Keys has made yet another makeshift flamethrower and is attempting to sneak off to try to fight Eredin.
guys TAG GAME bk i need to reconnect with my followers and moots 🥺⭐️
take the first letter of
your eye colour
favourite drink
hair colour
favourite colour
and make them into a name, if it’s actually a word then your very lucky!!!
Mod -
Brown
Lemonade
Red
Grey
BLRG
Yup.
@burning-britain-official @an-angel-offical @eredin-offical @seraphim-offical @salamander-offical @breadcrumb-offical @paranoia-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @sandstorm-but-offical + open tags
Pale blue.
Mandrake Cordial.
Black.
Red.
PMBR. That makes sense.
Ooc
Brown
Choccy shake
Brown
Lime green
BCBL. Eh it's better than what Eredin got
@breadcrumb-offical @evilpineapple-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @aostchekhovreturns @fay-offical
Green-grey
Sparkling water
Tawny brown
Scarlet
GSTS
Hm. I am not sure of this. And due to the fact this would be difficult for Keys to do, theirs is below;
Crimson-magenta gradient
Chamomile tea
Tawny brown
Viridian
CCTV.
Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.
Just wondering :)
Hmm… I guess I can say…
Eye colour: brown, but I think it’s Paris brown.
Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Fav season: winter. Not bcuz of my birthday, I love lying in snow.
ooohhhhh
I got hazel eyes
I’m a Taurus
and I like winter a lot cus it’s the one time of year it’s cold in my God forsaken state
*showing up uninvited* I have copper eyes
I’m a Taurus
an my favorite season is fall, bc it’s not to hot nor to cold, I get to wear my sick clothing *cuz we layer a lot TvT* i love the fall smells, and the trees look beautiful, even if it’s just for 2-4 weeks ^^
@lunar-eclipsialxx @luxx-stellaris @v-cent99
Brown eyes
Scorpio
I looooooooove winter
@livdrag0nzz @rainisbirdspit @d4wnd4ys @lunar-eclipsialxx @lvn4r-and-his-b34n-soup @mindpaintingless @thesleepez @dishsoap2000
Blue/grey or green (they change, im so serious)
Aries
Fall or spirng!
@song-system @k9-cryptid @fruitsnest @sirsamueloflydia @wulfbones @owenthepuppy @j3939m @hxvnsentfangs
Blue eyes with a tiny hint of hazel
Capricorn
Winter
@soopsop @exoticmamba @ladyliszt @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @cenovis-official @raventhecrispy-offical + open tags
Blue eyes with some gray
Aries
Winter
@the-haiku-bot @bramalamania @cl0udypalette @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @ton-618-official @burning-britain-official @i-heart-horses @no-one-offical @auramxnt @leonardbirdstein @lianfunzun @yuckkfqrr @comeandrockmeamadeusxx
Blue but grey in certain lighting’s
Aries
Autumn
@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @instant-yuri-machine @phantom-foxy-offical @please-stand-by-or-else open tags
My eyes are pale blue, similar to frost. I do not have a “zodiac sign”, as I am unsure on what that is. But my favorite season is winter, of course.
@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @someone-official @fay-offical @aostchekhovreturns
Pink, Virgo, and I used to like winter but I prefer summer now
OOC:
Brown, Capricorn, and Autumn/spring
@no-one-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @zeta-finnish @cookie-offical +open tags
Ijjjjj, zu rurd str s lomf pg zshrmys-vtozdpm htsformy, smf O'z s ysitid. Gsbpitoyr drsdpm of asyr siyizm.
@keysmash-translator-offical @evil-evil-pukicho-offical
I have green-grey eyes, evidently also a Taurus, and I quite enjoy late summer.
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notingbunger
erasingsause
Abissjally
What
@keysmash-translator-offical help us out here?
...?
I fear even I am rather stumped here, colloquial terms are not exactly my area of expertise, I fear.
Jo. O jrst upi'tr pggrtomh qrpar yrzqptstu qsytpmshr, smf O nraorbr oy vpif sddody zr.
Zu mszr of Lrud. Smf O tewirdy upit araq om lrrqomh zu gszoau dsgr.
~ @keysmash-offical
(ooc if this wasn't clear this was a patronage request)
salamander suspects that @keysmash-translator-offical's assistance may be required here. if you would?
*I am afraid I am currently unavailable to come to the post*
*If the reason for calling me is that Keys is attempting to fight someone, please outsource to our parents.*
*If this is for translation purposes, either I will answer it when I return or Keys will offer the translation sheet if it is important.*
*For other enquiries, please leave your message after the tone*
*Loud beep*
You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.
By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.
I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?
it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it
but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.
Reblog if your ask box is open.
Pj ursj, gpthpy yp dsu oy dppmrt, niy eravpzr yp yjr "Apdy sm rur" vain!
~ @keysmash-offical
@keysmash-translator-offical ?
"Oh yeah, forgot to say it earlier, but welcome to the "Lost an eye" club"
.......
I think I found who No-One has been fighting recently.
- @keysmash-translator-offical
oh. That’s good. Who?
FUCK.
.. sorry I hate William. William is Who, in case you haven’t met him.
I have unfortunately met William, yes. I attempted to bargain with him during the period where he was possessing No-One's body, which unfortunately did not go astoundingly well.
...
Keys also attempted to challenge him to a duel but he had no idea what they were saying.
He’s not fun to talk to. And uh… it’s probably for the better that Keys failed.
GIVL EOAAOSZ O'AA QIMVJ JOZ TOHJY OM JOD GIVLOMH GSVR PMR PG YJRDR FSUD
STOP YELLING AT ME
Not to worry, they are not yelling at you, they are just expressing their desire to punch William in the face incredibly hard.
Oh yeah that’s fair enough. Definitely the least favourite child.
O epiaf fp zptr niy O grra trzpbomh jod aobrt eoyjpiy hrmrtsa smrdyjos epiaf nr gtpemrf iqpm
Uh… Kaity?
...
"I would do more but I feel removing his liver without general anaesthesia would be frowned upon"
........Keys, you scare me at times. Genuinely.
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.......
I think I found who No-One has been fighting recently.
- @keysmash-translator-offical
oh. That’s good. Who?
FUCK.
.. sorry I hate William. William is Who, in case you haven’t met him.
I have unfortunately met William, yes. I attempted to bargain with him during the period where he was possessing No-One's body, which unfortunately did not go astoundingly well.
...
Keys also attempted to challenge him to a duel but he had no idea what they were saying.
He’s not fun to talk to. And uh… it’s probably for the better that Keys failed.
GIVL EOAAOSZ O'AA QIMVJ JOZ TOHJY OM JOD GIVLOMH GSVR PMR PG YJRDR FSUD
STOP YELLING AT ME
Not to worry, they are not yelling at you, they are just expressing their desire to punch William in the face incredibly hard.
.......
I think I found who No-One has been fighting recently.
- @keysmash-translator-offical
oh. That’s good. Who?
FUCK.
.. sorry I hate William. William is Who, in case you haven’t met him.
I have unfortunately met William, yes. I attempted to bargain with him during the period where he was possessing No-One's body, which unfortunately did not go astoundingly well.
...
Keys also attempted to challenge him to a duel but he had no idea what they were saying.
