liza 🦔

I finished wheel of time and all I have to say is the ONLY post a memory of light scene I need to see is the one where Bodewhin Cauthon—little sister and tattletale to the end—flounces up to her parents and tells them “Matrim got married to the Seanchan empress” then walks away while mat feels a disturbance in the pattern suspiciously like the dice rolling in his head again

She wouldn't do that, because in most parents' eyes, that's a win. Only a bigoted or particularly uptight & sanctimonious parent would be angry at their child for choosing a spouse of the wrong ethnicity, nationality or belief system. The sort of parent who would react to news of Mat's "dicing - and winning - and kissing the girls" with horror and outrage, not chuckling "That sounds like my Mat."

well yes but the joke I was making was more about mat getting married without his parents knowing (which, to be fair, would not be ENTIRELY out of character for mat and they know it) and bode being more than willing to tell them for him bc one of the only things we know about her is that she’s always been willing to tell on her big brother