just a little freak

you should never lookat a horse

wait shit hang on

never kick horse in the mouth

please help me

It’s gift

Imagine showing this meme to someone one month ago.

i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?

If you liked dandelions as a kid you're gay now

if you got upset when adults told you dandelions were weeds as a kid you’re gay now

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my dashboard…this being one of them

this is everything

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about